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[waspishly]

This Porter bitch has got a tight ass. She won't let you breach no matter how much foreplay you give her.

Ever think this could all just be a teenage kids wet dream? A matted and smeared comic book, pages stuck together after one too many fap attacks gracing it's ink.

Fucking beautiful.|

[And anyone replying may or may not notice a certain little hacker gently probing into their comms with well practised hacking and clumsily done (possibly unintentional) technopathy, difficult to track, but not if you know what you're looking for.]

Comments

[housebroke]

depends on what you're looking for.

[waspishly]

information

[housebroke]

regarding?

[waspishly]

won't know until i look, will i?

[housebroke]

so you're simply bored.

[waspishly]

i prefer the term curious

[housebroke]

perhaps this is when i should use a terribly cliched phrase.

[waspishly]

does it involve farm animals?

[housebroke]

are cats considered farm animals these days?

[waspishly]

must be thinking of something entirely different

[housebroke]

and i'm not entirely sure i want to know.

[waspishly]

best you don't

so cats and curiosity. what about them?

[housebroke]

i'd prefer not to be cliche but curiosity did kill the cat.

[waspishly]

that's just what they want you to think

[housebroke]

and who would this 'they' be?

[waspishly]

cats

[housebroke]

they do have nine lives.


[ sark hasn't been this amused by a conversation in awhile. ]

[waspishly]

they're little spies. curious information gatherers

[housebroke]

i have yet to meet a spy who licks themselves clean. though perhaps there is one...

[waspishly]

they all do it. cats just started the trend

[housebroke]

i see. what spy's do behind closed doors.

[waspishly]

dubious licking killed the spy

[housebroke]

and thus, a new phrase was coined.

[waspishly]

more appropriate than many

[housebroke]

i couldn't agree more.