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Callie Maggotbone ([personal profile] maggotbone) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-03-16 11:33 pm

31st Memo- Voice

Before the festivities tomorrow, I figure someone has to make a clear-cut suggestion- especially since a good amount of us, no doubt, partakes in getting inebriated or otherwords shit faced.

Keep your dumb drunk asses out of trouble.

No one needs to see anyone flying without pants on.

Also, for those who care, Severus Snape seems to have ported out. [There's a slight pause] Sorry to those that will miss him.
notadartboard: (plain smile)

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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
If you want me to cook dinner, my place is better-stocked with everything I need. But yours is pretty comfortable, I won't lie.
notadartboard: (glee)

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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. I'll be waiting~. [in the kitchen with his apron on. No, it doesn't say 'kiss the cook' although he really had a hard time passing that one by]
notadartboard: (happyface)

action!

[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
[slightly unexpected but not unwelcome. He comes out of the kitchen wiping his hands clean so he can properly greet her - taking her hands, drawing her in, giving her a quick kiss hello]

Well, well. I guess you weren't in the usual hurry if you're not coming in by window~. Come in, make yourself comfortable.
notadartboard: (huh?)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
A cat?

[he heads right back to where he left off, checking what's already on the stove]

I hope you don't mind something not related to the holiday. I looked up some of the recipes since they're plastered everywhere today, and they all sounded terrible. Heavy and unpleasant. So I went for chicken almondine with broccoli. [a smirk over his shoulder] At least broccoli is green?
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh... [as he moves over to start chopping fresh vegetables for a delightful salad] I can understand. I'm not big on pets myself.

So. This...Severus guy. [trying to sound all casual] How'd you know him?
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[the knife falters for a moment]

...he got ported back to his own death? Well. Shit.

You remember last summer, Luffy's brother Ace? He wasn't here very long, but. [the chopping resumes, as he talks over his shoulder] He was dead, back home. His time here...all we could do was be happy that he had a few extra weeks to see his brother and hang out with friends. A few that he didn't have back home. I'm not saying that this guy going home to being dead is something to brush off, but...I guess it just happens. Even to the best of us.
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[he got vague suspicions based on his lone encounter with the man, but that had been a weird day overall so Sanji's not about to pry if he doesn't have to]

Yeah, it's all shitty, I'll give you that. Wouldn't have guessed that he was anything like a soldier, though.

[everything he's preparing is going well, so he's got a couple of free minutes to sashay over, caress her cheek, and smile for her]

Can I get you something to drink? My booze selection is stellar as always.
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[happy! he practically wiggles his way back to the prep counter. The pilaf for the almondine is just about ready, so he busies himself arranging the salad on two plates rather artfully]

Never really had one. Chopper doesn't count, he's not a pet - he's crew. [shrug] Some ships need cats to catch mice, but even the Baratie was kept cleaner than clean so we didn't need one.
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Two-headed...? [he smirks, mostly at the flaming piss, while he works] I suppose that would have made a pretty good guard dog. You know, we ran into a three-headed Cerberus once. Well, it was a zombie pieced together into one, but we still did. Luffy tried to tame it.
notadartboard: (see I'm the smart one)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No...he did, actually. I rode it for a little while. But it probably keeled over with all the other zombies when we defeated Moria, so no big loss.

[he's now on to creating eye-pleasing plates of chicken almondine, with a fragrant pilaf and steamed broccoli, garnish and everything. He can't help it, it's what he does]
notadartboard: (grah)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-18 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's a moderately dumb apron, there's a fork-and-knife picture painted on the front pocket but otherwise it's plain. And he's totally into that prep, creating his works of art that taste great, even though her question makes him scowl and scoff]

Damn pirate warlord. He had a mad-scientist type working for him to build zombies out of body parts, and then he'd take the shadows from his captives using his devil-fruit ability and cram the shadows into the zombies to make them live. [clearly irritated...mostly because the fucker took his shadow]
notadartboard: (thinking over a cigarette)

[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-19 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's putting it lightly. [he finishes up and stands back to inspect his own work, finally taking the wineglass she provided for him and having a sip] You wondered why I hate zombies, before...well, that's why.

It's a long story. The whole crew was in on it, though, we all played our parts. [turning wistful for a moment] I almost died that morning...twice...hm. Hell of a fight, that was. Ah, but I'm getting nostalgic at the wrong time - have a seat at the table, my dear, and dinner will be promptly served!
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[personal profile] notadartboard 2012-03-19 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[he's right behind her with their plates, setting hers gracefully in front of her. He has to back for his wineglass, though, brb]

Oh, I'm in no hurry to die, don't get me wrong. I just hate meaningless fights. The kind that settle nothing, prove nothing.

[he settles in across from her and just sips at his wine, wanting her to take the first taste and approve or disapprove of his main course] ...mmm, now, remember the time we fought together against all those demonspawn? That was really something.

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