31st Memo- Voice

[maggotbone]

Before the festivities tomorrow, I figure someone has to make a clear-cut suggestion- especially since a good amount of us, no doubt, partakes in getting inebriated or otherwords shit faced.

Keep your dumb drunk asses out of trouble.

No one needs to see anyone flying without pants on.

Also, for those who care, Severus Snape seems to have ported out. [There's a slight pause] Sorry to those that will miss him.

Comments

[sorcerersupreme]

I'm afraid that in this case, I can't say I'm sorry to have disappointed you.

[maggotbone]

You've already disappointed me plenty by staying at Pink Berry, what's one more?

[She teases. Really, she doesn't care]

[sorcerersupreme]

What would you have me do with my time? Retire?

[maggotbone]

Honestly? Much rather have you stay useful, even if it means distributing Pink Berry to all the women in the City.

What would you do if you retired anyway?

[sorcerersupreme]

I can think of worse jobs, to be entirely honest.

I'm already once-retired, you know. Twice, if you want to be technical, although this City has a way of making me forget that. I can only imagine that if I got bored one day and left the business to Zoidberg, I'd probably pick something else up in a few months. I have a problem keeping idle.

[maggotbone]

You and me both. I'm a bit of a workaholic.

Even still, I think leaving Zoidberg to run anything would be a big mistake.

[sorcerersupreme]

Agreed. Although to be fair, he didn't destroy the place while I was ported out. I suppose that's something.

I used to be a workaholic. Now I simply prefer to keep active.

[maggotbone]

I guess you're right.

I think that's part of being retired~

Would it be rude of me to ask how old you are? I know you sorcerer types get touchy when you reach over 500, but I'm guessing you're not that crotchety.

[sorcerersupreme]

[That gets an amused smile from him.]

That depends entirely on how you look at it, but I just celebrated my eighty-first birthday last October. That may actually have been my last terribly embarrassing instance of public drunkenness, now that I think on it.

[maggotbone]

Eighty-one and- public drunkenness? Damn, did I miss this?

[sorcerersupreme]

Oh, it sounds significantly more entertaining than it was. Really, I went to a bar down the block, finished off a bottle of scotch I had no business touching on my own, and whined about getting old to anyone on the network who would bother to listen.

Very flattering and dignified, altogether.

[maggotbone]

Sounds like it.

[sorcerersupreme]

I'm personally hoping for a repeat performance next year. I think perhaps that it could become a tradition.

[maggotbone]

Why wait until next year? You can get ridiculously drunk and bitch about your age any time of the year~

[sorcerersupreme]

Ah, but it's so much less significant if I do it on say... A Tuesday. Besides, I wouldn't want to really ruin the cliché.