observation eleven; voice (encrypted from Yuma)

[soulbonder]

Y'know what's boring? Riddles. Word games, too. Seriously, "give me words starting with the letter 'D'", who comes up with that kind of stuff? [titters]

So I thought I would try that heroism thing, but justice isn't for me. [a beat]

Now I'm supposed to ask some generic question about human morals, right? Go through some sort of weird crisis about my existence? I have committed evil once, certainly I am evil forever! No matter how hard I repent and work towards good, I cannot live with my mistakes and grievous sins!

Oh, oh, oh, maybe even imprison myself 'cos I'm such a monster. [wow stop laughing 96] But really, where's the fun in that?

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[demonspawn]

That was before I realized we actually have nothing in common.

[soulbonder]

I think I know where this is going.

You're someone who really does have issues about what they are, right? 'Cos you got rather defensive there for a moment... Mmm. And you sought me out because you thought you'd find a kindred soul.

Sorry, nope!

[demonspawn]

[ crankily: ]

I was curious. That's it, okay? It's not like I'm trying to add you on Facebook or something.

[soulbonder]

[...] What's Facebook?

[demonspawn]

[ a disbelieving pause. ]

What universe are you from again?

[soulbonder]

Not this one.

So it's a social network service, huh? [google is his best friend]

OK. I thought everybody knew this, since there are literally dozens of people here from different worlds... While humans might be a common factor for many, many universes, that doesn't hold true for their innovations. The world I'm from doesn't even rely entirely on technology, and the Earth I'm familiar with is far more advanced than this one. The internet exists, but this Facebook thing doesn't. Probably because it's stupid. Guess even the humans from that dimension realize how stupid it is!

[demonspawn]

[ well, there's one thing they can agree on: ]

Well, it is stupid, I guess.

[soulbonder]

It's even more worse than this Network.