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capeandcowl2012-04-01 02:47 pm
viced) wrote in capeandcowl2012-04-01 02:47 pm
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Good afternoon, imports. [ Oh hey, it's the mayor dressed back in a suit, and looking about as professional as usual. He has a grim smile on his face, and the comm is obviously placed on his mayoral desk, Mitchell on the other side. ]
I know it's been a very interesting two weeks, and I'm very sorry for my lack of presence. Unfortunately, it seems I'm just as human as anyone else, and found myself out of comission. I'm happy to say that as of today, I'm back in the Mayor's seat, and I'm proud of the way the City administration came together in a time when things weren't so certain. Each of the members of City Hall were exemplary during the past few weeks, and I think we can all agree that it's a godsend that I have so many talented and brilliant people here in City Hall.
[ He shuffles then, and looks down at his papers. ]
And while I know it's April Fools, there's something serious I need to address. Recently information came out about the police force. I'm disheartened to say that the force acted outside of the law in response to certain crises, and while I have always supported the police force, and hoped that they would always act with decorum, we're making sure that a full investigation is acted out over the next few weeks. Nobody should fear the cops, and I hope that most in the city will agree with me that the charges of torture are inexcusable. If they prove true, we will begin a closer look at the force, and begin implementing measures to ensure that there's greater oversight for not just the members of the police force, but also for the good of the City itself.
If anyone does have any information, I urge them to speak up about it. Any information can bring a speedy conclusion to this problem, and we can get the right people to the police force.
[ He pauses, still grim, before starting to reach out to the grab the comm, but there's a shift, and while reached out, Mitchell isn't in his suit anymore, he's in a really goofy getup. Helmet, jetpack, and all. He stops, looking at his hand, mouth opening, before: ]
Motherfu--
COMMUNICATOR, OFF.
I know it's been a very interesting two weeks, and I'm very sorry for my lack of presence. Unfortunately, it seems I'm just as human as anyone else, and found myself out of comission. I'm happy to say that as of today, I'm back in the Mayor's seat, and I'm proud of the way the City administration came together in a time when things weren't so certain. Each of the members of City Hall were exemplary during the past few weeks, and I think we can all agree that it's a godsend that I have so many talented and brilliant people here in City Hall.
[ He shuffles then, and looks down at his papers. ]
And while I know it's April Fools, there's something serious I need to address. Recently information came out about the police force. I'm disheartened to say that the force acted outside of the law in response to certain crises, and while I have always supported the police force, and hoped that they would always act with decorum, we're making sure that a full investigation is acted out over the next few weeks. Nobody should fear the cops, and I hope that most in the city will agree with me that the charges of torture are inexcusable. If they prove true, we will begin a closer look at the force, and begin implementing measures to ensure that there's greater oversight for not just the members of the police force, but also for the good of the City itself.
If anyone does have any information, I urge them to speak up about it. Any information can bring a speedy conclusion to this problem, and we can get the right people to the police force.
[ He pauses, still grim, before starting to reach out to the grab the comm, but there's a shift, and while reached out, Mitchell isn't in his suit anymore, he's in a really goofy getup. Helmet, jetpack, and all. He stops, looking at his hand, mouth opening, before: ]
Motherfu--
COMMUNICATOR, OFF.
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meanin he doesnt fuckin listen
see delivvery is evverythin wwith ed
if youre sayin the most fuckin sensical hoofbeast shit in the UNIVVERSE he wwont care if he doesnt think its bein said real smart
in fact he probably wwont pay much attention either
but tell him somethin in a upright god damn genius kinda manner and hell at least take the time to criticize the shit outta your delivvery
wwhich you knoww is a start
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after all hes a fuckin genius and evverythin after all thats half the reason hes so god damn difficult
hes just egotistical as FUCK
you just gotta knoww howw to handle him is all
[GOD HE HATES DEFENDING EDDIE]
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It's just a hypothesis, but I'm willing to test it. But, for the sake of it not becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy experiment, I won't tell you until after I've confirmed or denied it.
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[LOCKED.]
Well now you got to tell me.
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Just do it, it's hilarious.
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...I'm goin' to leawe that one to you, Quen.
["That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life."]
Get the feelin' you'd pull it off more stylish than I could.
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Which, honestly, I kinda sleep within poisonin' range.
[a beat.]
If you get what I'm sayin'.
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And you're still alive but, if you ever feel like he's bringing parental abuse on you, you're welcome to come hide at my apartment Eridan. I wouldn't want to put a friend in danger.
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Or hell, just call him stupid. Loses. His. Fuckin'. Mind.
[AND THEN... he legitimately snorts laughter at that last bit, wwhoops!]
Are you kiddin'? I could drop him into a world a fuckin' hurt all emotional-like an' otherwise in a couple a seconds. He's not goin' to pull anythin' that ain't emotional-type manipulatin'.
[then, more genuinely:]
But thanks, Quen. I really appreciate it.
...An' I got a couple a other enemies worth hidin' from anyway, so I might end up takin' you up on that sooner or later anyhow.
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[a pause.]
So, what's he making you do with this shit stuff?
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[a beat.]
Though that puts me in a real interestin' position.
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The riot prone kind.
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Almost.
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He was pretty much asking for it. Especially when he named it shit... I mean chit.
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So when do you want to pull this off? Shouldn't take more than an afternoon, though I'm goin' to need time to conwince people into goin' for it, and settin' it up and othersuch borin' shit.
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We gotta plan the shit out of this.
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Could probably get others who implied that they agreed.
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