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Mɪᴛᴄʜᴇʟʟ Hᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ([personal profile] viced) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-04-01 02:47 pm

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Good afternoon, imports. [ Oh hey, it's the mayor dressed back in a suit, and looking about as professional as usual. He has a grim smile on his face, and the comm is obviously placed on his mayoral desk, Mitchell on the other side. ]

I know it's been a very interesting two weeks, and I'm very sorry for my lack of presence. Unfortunately, it seems I'm just as human as anyone else, and found myself out of comission. I'm happy to say that as of today, I'm back in the Mayor's seat, and I'm proud of the way the City administration came together in a time when things weren't so certain. Each of the members of City Hall were exemplary during the past few weeks, and I think we can all agree that it's a godsend that I have so many talented and brilliant people here in City Hall.

[ He shuffles then, and looks down at his papers. ]

And while I know it's April Fools, there's something serious I need to address. Recently information came out about the police force. I'm disheartened to say that the force acted outside of the law in response to certain crises, and while I have always supported the police force, and hoped that they would always act with decorum, we're making sure that a full investigation is acted out over the next few weeks. Nobody should fear the cops, and I hope that most in the city will agree with me that the charges of torture are inexcusable. If they prove true, we will begin a closer look at the force, and begin implementing measures to ensure that there's greater oversight for not just the members of the police force, but also for the good of the City itself.

If anyone does have any information, I urge them to speak up about it. Any information can bring a speedy conclusion to this problem, and we can get the right people to the police force.

[ He pauses, still grim, before starting to reach out to the grab the comm, but there's a shift, and while reached out, Mitchell isn't in his suit anymore, he's in a really goofy getup. Helmet, jetpack, and all. He stops, looking at his hand, mouth opening, before: ]

Motherfu--

COMMUNICATOR, OFF.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-02 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I got no clue what you're glubbin' about here, Mitch.

I newer killed a fuckin' thing in my life.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-02 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
And I certainly didn't enjoy the shit outta myself when I wasn't murderin' anybody.

That'd be wrong.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-02 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
You could say I'm god damn upright saintly.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-02 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-02 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I could take him.

[whoops right over his head.]
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-03 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Alternia didn't hawe a "pope".

Therefore, my sainthood or otherwise ain't under his jurisdiction.

[a beat.]

An' I could still take him.
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[personal profile] amoray 2012-04-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What're these "pearly gates"?

They sound worthy a conquerin'.