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Haymitch Abernathy ([personal profile] hungover) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-04-10 07:22 pm

First shot; wobbly video

[There is the tell-tale sound of heaving in the background. The communicator is on its side, camera facing a cup of some clear alcohol on ice that's swirling in a tumbler. Shortly after, arguing in the background about the vomiting and about the lack of real money for a tab – something is slammed on the table and footsteps walk away ... before walking back, a thick hand swiping up the communicator before retreating out into the night again.

He'd thought about going straight to the lodgings that the 'Porter' had suggested, but that reeked of a trap and of slaughter – a drink had seemed like just the thing to calm him down, except that he'd already been plenty intoxicated when he'd arrived here. His cheek still stung where Katniss had gouged him, but it was a dull thrum that didn't seem so bad when he couldn't see straight. Eventually, he manages to get the camera upright and gives it a winning grin – or it would be winning, if there wasn't the telltale glisten of vomit on his lower lip. Some might not notice that.]


So, we're in for another Game. Different rules, sure, but – [and he waves his hand toward the camera,] – still. I should introduce myself, if that's the case.

[He makes a mostly-unsuccessful attempt to straighten himself up a little, leaning heavily on the outside wall of the pub.]

Haymitch Abernathy, victor of the second Quarter Quell. I come from District 12, where you can starve to death in safety. This place is at least less of a violent assault on the senses than the Capitol – nobody's hair has made me shield my eyes yet. That's something.

[He produces a flask from his jacket pocket and places it to his lips, tipping it completely upside-down to suck the last few drops from it.]

I'm guessing this place has got more robbers, though. Thieves. Rapists, maybe?

[Off-camera, he looks at something in his hand – a small blade that hadn't been there a moment before.]

Well. Whatever surprises this place has in store, I'm sure everyone here is just as stupid when it comes down to it. Come on, then, let's give the people a show. That's all they really want, anyway.

[And with that, the feed clicks off.]
futureleader: (and now there's fucking apples)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-11 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think I present myself quite well!
futureleader: (god motherfucking son of a whore)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You could be a little more charming yourself.
futureleader: (You wanna know how I feel?)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-11 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure about that?
futureleader: (May the wounds of our enemies be variant)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a fifty fifty chance you could be wrong.
futureleader: (man that baby has awesome form)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know everything?
futureleader: (i'm mired in hypocrisy)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-13 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I know a couple million of things or two.
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[personal profile] futureleader 2012-04-13 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Really.