VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ there's a little curious turning, this way and that, before the handler must decide the camera is properly on and sets the communicator down in their lap. the feed shows a young girl in a pink jumper with an ice cream cone in her hand (slightly melting).

she can't be more than eight or nine, but she seems unfazed by her new surroundings. ]

I thought I got lost in the multiverse or something, but then the machine lady said she brought me here on purpose.

[ she pauses to tilt her hand, licking away some of that melting ice cream-- and when that fails to be effective, she switches hands so she can wipe it on the hem of her dress. ]

It's about time someone decided to let me fight. I mean, I'm basically the most powerful eight-year-old ever, so it's lame that nobody ever lets me do anything. Plus, this is way cooler than going to school.

[ a little grin. ] I can't wait to tell Dad about this.

Comments

[centurybaby]

[ OMG TERRY HDU. ]

I really will turn you into a gopher or something! I'll figure out how! I'm so tired of people always treating me like a fucking kid.

[demonspawn]

What? No. No gophers.

[centurybaby]

Then no more stupid kid stuff.

[demonspawn]

Sure, fine, whatever -- but you do realize you are a kid, right?

[centurybaby]

[ hhhhh. ]

...Yeah. But, I just-- [ :/ ] I guess it's not your fault I'm only eight. I just don't really like being talked to that way.