VIDEO.

[centurybaby]

[ there's a little curious turning, this way and that, before the handler must decide the camera is properly on and sets the communicator down in their lap. the feed shows a young girl in a pink jumper with an ice cream cone in her hand (slightly melting).

she can't be more than eight or nine, but she seems unfazed by her new surroundings. ]

I thought I got lost in the multiverse or something, but then the machine lady said she brought me here on purpose.

[ she pauses to tilt her hand, licking away some of that melting ice cream-- and when that fails to be effective, she switches hands so she can wipe it on the hem of her dress. ]

It's about time someone decided to let me fight. I mean, I'm basically the most powerful eight-year-old ever, so it's lame that nobody ever lets me do anything. Plus, this is way cooler than going to school.

[ a little grin. ] I can't wait to tell Dad about this.

Comments

[bringerofwar]

Well, make the effort or I'm going to shoot your dick off.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm rather fond of my dick where it is.

[bringerofwar]

Good, so we're agreed, then.

[doubleoohbaby]

We're agreed. I'm not going to traumatise your kid.

[bringerofwar]

I'm holding you to that.

[doubleoohbaby]

Or at least I'll try not to...

[bringerofwar]

Don't ruin the moment, asshole.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm not promising anything, that's all.