Ψ Voice Ψ

[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

Comments

voice;

[enigmaestro]

The idea is that, in this social setting, they are you're peers

voice;

[amoray]

They ain't my peers in any social settin'.

My bein' peerless in near ewery way aside, I'm up to my shame globes in the dregs a society here. Don't tell me I got peers here.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Well at least you're not in NOHoPE, and you haven't been injected with more literal dregs. Isn't that a plus?

voice;

[amoray]

They inject you with shit ower there?

voice;

[enigmaestro]

In most cases, yes. Especially if you refuse your oral medication.

voice;

[amoray]

What medication? I don't need medicatin'.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

I never said you did, Eridan. And since you're not in a mental institution, it won't be an issue.

voice;

[amoray]

Well I g-

[UGH BEAT. beleaguered:]

I guess you were right. About NOHoPE.

voice;

[enigmaestro]

Of course I was, thanks for noticing.