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[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

Comments

[enigmaestro]

A slim chance that you wouldn't. Fractional at best.

[aggressiveapathy]

I don't wanna risk my life for math.

[enigmaestro]

Why would you equate it to that?

[aggressiveapathy]

Because I can?

[Getting a tiny bit defensive at the idea of all this potential new work? Maybe. She just wanted to kick libraries where it counted, gdi.]

[enigmaestro]

You didn't even acknowledge my pun.

[8(]

[aggressiveapathy]

It was about math.

[She will die before she encourages math related humor through acknowledgement.]

[enigmaestro]

Not a winning formula?

[aggressiveapathy]

Oh my god. I'm going back to work [read: surfing the net] now.

[enigmaestro]

Such ambition, such ethic. I'll be sure to supply you with more forms in due time.

[aggressiveapathy]

Ngh

[hanging up know, kthxbye]