Ψ Voice Ψ

[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

Comments

she didn't facepalm nearly enough before, he's here to save her from that fate 8D

[irreverently]

[The grin melts off of his face after a second. Look, he's had a long couple nights of being called out on not being the right Batman.]

Come on, Max. I'm not incompetent.

[futurebatwoman]

I know.

These guys aren't like your rogues back home, though. They're - [ what do you even call it ] they take it personally.

[irreverently]

[He shrugs.] Right. Trust me, I've gotten this lecture before, from someone with a lot of experience with them.

[futurebatwoman]

Okay. [ beat ] I just got back you, that's all.