Ψ Voice Ψ

[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

Comments

[ecphrasis]

A... friend broke your arm?

[phobic]

You have a painfully obvious crush on Sherlock Holmes, and no room to talk.

[ecphrasis]

[stops dead]

Wh-what?

[ecphrasis]

I'm in a relationship with Pink! I do not--no!

[phobic]

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. [he totally did, but he's struggling to sound sincere] But it is an enlightened era. A woman's allowed to be selective.

[ecphrasis]

[her cheeks are red]

And I've selected Pink.

[phobic]

The heart ever wants what it wants.

[ecphrasis]

And mine's got what it wants.

[phobic]

Who are you trying to convince.

[ecphrasis]

Nobody.