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[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

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[enigmaestro]

Ooh. Spiteful thing, aren't you? [Beat.] I can't say I disapprove.

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[futureleader]

Not spiteful, it's a hobby. Ask any of my telepathic peers from home.

My point being, you don't have a lot of say in what I can or can't do.

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[enigmaestro]

If you insist on justifying it.

So what is it you want?

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[futureleader]

Support.

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[enigmaestro]

[Pause.] All right, then. I'm listening.

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[futureleader]

Can't tell you what it is yet, it'd ruin the suspense.

But I will tell you. It doesn't have to be public support.

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[enigmaestro]

And I certainly can't deny my curiosity now. [A beat, and he considers.] All right. When you want to bring it to my attention, we'll talk privately. I'll hear you out, fairly.

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[futureleader]

Excellent, I knew you weren't half the asshole you make yourself out to be.

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[enigmaestro]

High praise, given its source.

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[futureleader]

Treasure it like you would treasure a legacy.

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[enigmaestro]

Going a bit far. Dare I inquire your change in agenda?

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[futureleader]

You'll have to wait like everyone else.

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[enigmaestro]

Oh dear.

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[futureleader]

All in good time, Eddie.

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