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[phobic]

I'm in the market for an assistant. Someone with steady hands who knows how to read aloud. You wouldn't believe how many people I'm surrounded by who have, at the most, a third grade education.

Yes, I'll pay - an hourly, twice minimum wage rate. And it's not physically demanding work.

Bats need not apply.

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[caprihorn]

[In such a calm tone:]

_Gators.

[phobic]

Oh my. That is interesting.

Surely not in the City, proper.

[caprihorn]

I've got them motherfuckers up at in a special place.