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[cawky]

ok
which one of you was paid to write this intro
seriously
someone needs to be fired
cliche as fuck
im offended by how horrible it is
informative maybe but lets be real here
ive lived the personal game guide life
yall could take a few tips from me
i mean
so this pamphlet isnt a snorefest

so what is this
new york jacked up with superheroes?
pretty sweet i guess
its weird as shit having legs again
i finally got used to the whole floating thing

Comments

[somethinglawful]

DO3S MY NOS3 D3C31V3 M3???
1S TH1S R34LLY H4PP3N1NG???
H4S MR OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S F1N4LLY R3TURN3D
>:O

[cawky]

sure ok
return of the king
we can roll with that
i guess that shitty pamphlet wasnt lying

[galactic]

davesprite!!!
you're back :D
again!

[dupable]

you have legs again this time?

[ That is not how you great your friends, John. ]

[cawky]

hey harley
dunno about the "again" thing though
dimension hopping is kind of your schtick
not mine

[somethinglawful]

H3H3H3 Y3S
TH3 K1NG OF D3L1C1OUS CR34MS1CL3S 4ND 4LSO SQU4WKB34STS
4LSO, NO
1T 1S 4CTU4LLY PR3TTY 4CCUR4T3
TH1S PL4C3 1SNT *TH4T* B4D THOUGH
COMP4R3D TO WH4T YOUR3 US3D TO

[galactic]

you have been here three times before
you always leave really quickly though
i missed you!!

[cawky]

yeah
they let me choose this time
it was insane
there was cake and everything

[cawky]

yeah ok
ill fold on that
since you would know all about what im used to i guess

[oh that wasn't really subtle. whatever.]

[cawky]

well shit
how long have you been here

[galactic]

um
a little over a year

[somethinglawful]

1 TH1NK 1TS K1ND OF CUT3 WH3N YOUR3 GRUMPY D4V3
CUT3 1N TH3 L34ST COOL W4Y POSS1BL3
>;]

[cawky]

noted
my badge of cool just needs a little bit of buffing
ill worry about it later

the city aint on fire
so i guess that means youre keeping out of trouble

[cawky]

damn
was i really out that long

[dupable]

what?
no way! i am calling bullshit on that.

[fabricates]

Could you possi8ly complain any more?
I don't think everyone caught your 8itching! ::::)

[cawky]

this place did a number on you egbert
much less gullible than i remember

[cawky]

actually yeah
i was saving it just for you
it actually requires a command prompt
that being the moment when your text offends my eyes

[glowsferatu]

Oh Well It Looks Like Ive Survived Long Enough To Witness The Fourth Coming
I Should Hope You Arent Bleeding Out This Time

[somethinglawful]

WRONG
1 4M JUST 3NG4G1NG 1N TROUBL3 OF 4 MOR3 SUBTL3 N4TUR3
4S 4 GOOD TROLL SHOULD
>:D

[cawky]

not gonna lie
im not a fan of your brand of subtle trouble

[dupable]

haha really funny!
i was never actually that gullible anyways.

[ He likes to think... ]

where are you anyways, dude?
still out in front of the porter's building?

[cawky]

uh
good question
pretty sure i was
but i guess whatever they did to me canceled it out

[somethinglawful]

WOW D4V3 W4Y TO B3 4 J3RK
WHY 1S 1T TH4T YOU C4N N3V3R F1GUR3 OUT 1F YOU L1K3 M3 OR NOT WH3N YOU SHOW UP H3R3
WH4T DO 1 H4V3 TO DO
>:[

[cawky]

do you want a list
reasons why terezi is on striders radar