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[cawky]

ok
which one of you was paid to write this intro
seriously
someone needs to be fired
cliche as fuck
im offended by how horrible it is
informative maybe but lets be real here
ive lived the personal game guide life
yall could take a few tips from me
i mean
so this pamphlet isnt a snorefest

so what is this
new york jacked up with superheroes?
pretty sweet i guess
its weird as shit having legs again
i finally got used to the whole floating thing

Comments

[fabricates]

Could you possi8ly complain any more?
I don't think everyone caught your 8itching! ::::)

[cawky]

actually yeah
i was saving it just for you
it actually requires a command prompt
that being the moment when your text offends my eyes

[fabricates]

Hahaha, is that the 8est you've got?
Your come8acks are pretty disappointing!

[cawky]

cute
you thought i was kidding

[fabricates]

You sound so 8itter.
Last I checked I didn't do anything to get your panties in a twist!
What's your deal?

[cawky]

its pretty simple
i am not a fan of your kind to start

[fabricates]

My "kind"?
What, you mean trolls?

[cawky]

good job sherlock

[fabricates]

Nice jo8 implying that we're all alike!
It's pretty insulting for you to lump me in with the rest of those douche8ags.

[cawky]

haha
you actually think i give a shit
thats adorable

[fabricates]

I don't care a8out whether you give a shit or not.
I was just feeling graaaaaaaacious enough to educ8 the uneduc8ed.
I'll 8e sure to let you stay ignorant next time, though!