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[Natasha is in an odd mood, which is why she's posting to the network. She's in a nicely appointed office with a glass of white wine the desk— in her house, not where she works, for the few people that could tell the difference.]

So.

A few weeks back I had a houseguest who didn't know how to knock.

It was all very boring, so I'll cut to the meat of it: now my foyer is a mess and I've just spent a terrible amount of money on getting all the glass back in the window just so.

But when you tear something down you can build it back up again. Not how it was, but exactly how you like. I've always loved to redecorate.

Neons with neutrals would be very on trend. But there's something dreadfully impersonal about being in fashion. How would you do it— classic or modern?

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I had a hunch. You'll notice I did not suggest any actual styles.

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I thought that might have been you finally coming to terms with your lack of taste.

Clearly, I was optimistic.

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Maybe I just don't care what my furniture looks like.

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Why wouldn't you?

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Because it's not that important?

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And dressing dogs in costumes is?

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That wasn't my idea.

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Something you're not taking credit for.

[trickshot]

Anyone who takes credit for pugs in costume is touched in the head.

Or just Jennifer.

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Someone's making money off of those things.

[trickshot]

Because people are dumb about their pets.

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Some people are just dumb.

[trickshot]

Well, yeah.