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It's disappointing that the future has yet to give up on some of the barbaric, uncivilized customs of the past. The high school prom, for instance.

And with prom season coming up on this summer's social calendar, I'm spoiled for choice on which of my many outfits I should wear. I do have my signature style of staying at home and watching a marathon of Ice Road Truckers, but I wouldn't want to show anyone up. Adolescence is a tricky time.

In case some of the older members of this network feel left out, feel free to tell us about your experiences at prom. The most awkward story wins a t-shirt.

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I'm an expert in vivism.

Is It Because Youve Spent So Long Alive
That Certainly Gives You A Varied And Unique Experience

You unveiled my secret. I'm an immortal.

Then You Wouldnt Know Anything About Dying To Begin With

I have dead friends.

Who Doesnt These Days
But Being That Dead Friend To Someone Else Is Another Matter Entirely

Edited 2012-10-02 04:20 (UTC)

It's a lifestyle choice.

Youre Just Talking Random Nonsense At This Point Arent You

Only if I can microwave it.

That Sentence In No Way Relates To Any Part Of The Conversation We Have Been Conducting To This Point

Yes, doctor.

Im Going To Disconnect If You Dont Begin Offering Some Statement That Isnt A Complete Non Sequitur

Maybe.

Maybe What

Maybe twice. Maybe three times.

Okay I Am Pretty Much Done Here Then

Goodnight, grandma.

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