amoray: (all your anger,all your love)
♒ ([personal profile] amoray) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl2012-06-29 03:57 pm

voice;

[he doesn't start speaking right as the feed starts! there's a solid second or two of eridan trying to find his train of thought, the occasional heavy, expectant breath or two the only signs of his false starts.]

Well, Mexico was a shipload a fun. Don't know about anybody else's impromptu as fuck abscondin'.

Not my point of makin' this point though, so listen up, landlubbers.

[there is a decided lack of flair in eridan's voice, despite the (sharp, direct) pun/nautical reference or two. he's purposeful.]

They say they're cuttin' me loose soon, probably on account a my bein' such a charminly well-behawed prisoner and all. Due to personal circumstances, I'll be needin' to get a few affairs in order before my date a release.

I need a place to liwe, a tutor for the upcomin' schoolfeedin' year, and hopefully enough, some manner a profession. If you're willin' to hire a sewen solar sweep year old like myself, a course, don't want to go about misleadin' folk. Lyin' to 'em. Suchlike.

[a stale beat.]

No nosy hiwemates. Roommates, whatewer. I don't fuckin' like most a you and I probably won't giwe a shit about your problems, so keep your cartilage nubs outta mine. I got more than enough beetles in my coffers to keep me afloat for a while, so rent ain't gonna be an issue. Probably.

[a beat. he sounds like he means to say something dramatic or heartfelt to top off his posts like usual, and then:]

Preferably cat friendly. But I'm flexible.
acrossyourpath: (nine lives)

voice

[personal profile] acrossyourpath 2012-06-29 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Mexico, huh?
enigmaestro: (Pinch.)

1/2

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-29 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He shouldn't respond to this, he knows that. He really, honestly knows how bad it's going to look if he caves and -- ]
enigmaestro: (Skeptical.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-29 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations.
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868513)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you cook.
aggressiveapathy: <user name=nuv0le-rapide site=livejournal.com> (pic#2868674)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it poisoned?
aggressiveapathy: <user name=nuv0le-rapide site=livejournal.com> (pic#2868696)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

Cleaning?
acrossyourpath: (sizing up)

voice

[personal profile] acrossyourpath 2012-06-29 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe when tourist season's over. I like a little more time to plan before leaving the country.
aggressiveapathy: (phone)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Gross. But the raccoons do that okay, I guess.

No blood or salt water on the carpet. Or walls. Or anywhere. And no talking in the living-room between eight and ten pm on Thursdays. Or in any language except English or Spanish ever.
aggressiveapathy: (skeptical anger)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on the cooking. And mario kart character choice.

[Sigh]

They don't eat cats. Yet.
crab: (that everything good)

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-29 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ FUCK

WHY COULDN'T YOU STAY IN MEXICO

wow this is so awkward and nerve wracking
]

"CHARMINGLY WELL BEHAVED"
REALLY.
aggressiveapathy: (pic#2868507)

[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2012-06-29 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. That explains so much. So. Then we'll wait and see, I guess.

And they just worship me as their god-queen or something. They collect. Like. Adorable ants. Or bacteria.
crab: (the path is too narrow)

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD WHO IS EVEN RUNNING THIS FACILITY
THEIR RUNNING APPEARS QUESTIONABLE.
I MOVE FOR A DISQUALIFICATION FROM THE PRISOLYMPICS.
IF YOU EVER NEEDED TO BE INCARCERATED IT'S NOW.
AT LEAST THERE YOU HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF VICTIMS.
enigmaestro: (Pause.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Still slick with the comebacks, I see.

[No mercy.]
crab: (to burn bridges)

[personal profile] crab 2012-06-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT YOU GORMLESS BARF GLOBULE
BUT THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
IT'S ALWAYS A BOUNDLESS DELIGHT TO RELIVE IT.

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