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[The camera of the communicator is positioned precisely, far away enough to grab three quarters of a figure yet close enough so sound isn't obstructed. Here is Parker Robbins. He holds up a personal mobile, his mouth a complete line.

He replays his voicemail.]

You have TWENTY-SEVEN SAVED MESSAGES. To play these messages, press--

"Parker, where are you? Uh. It's Electro. You've been out all night. Call me."

[Beep.]

"Hey. If this is a business thing why wasn't I invited? Is it a business thing?"

"Why the fuck aren't you answering your phone?

[Beep.]

"Parker, what the hell is going on? I know you didn't get shot or something, I've have heard about it. I've been checking the papers! Call me, you asshole."

"Are you ignoring me? Is that what this is about? Fuck you, pal, we already went over this. I haven't even set foot in your room again, so you had better have goddamn gotten over it!"

[Beep.]

"I'm throwing away all your shit, man."

"Seriously, what's up? Are you even still here? Did you get ported out too? You can't do this to me. Just call me, okay?"

"What am I supposed to do now?! Get the fuck back here right now."

"I only threw away some of your stuff. So don't go being pissed."

[Beep.]

"Parker. Where are you?"

[He turns off his voicemail.]

Electro. Don't ever do that again.

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That's a rather devoted friend you have.

Yeah, he's a real riot, that one.

Well, I hope it doesn't take you long to return to his undoubtedly loving embrace. [ oh look she sobered up and can do gay jokes again ] He obviously missed you quite a lot.

This better be some cooing of jealousy I'm hearing and not enabling Electro to be real gay at me.

I don't get jealous, and I strongly doubt he needs any enabling.

Babe. You're killin' me here.

You invited it.

And I'm much too far away to silence you the right way. Damn.

Mm. This entire idea was poorly planned, if you ask me.

I will make a note not to ask you.

[ IGNORING THAT ]

I mean, really. Airing your dirty laundry like this, what other conclusions are people supposed to draw?

Just so you know, I wrote that note right on my hand, so when I think of you again I will definitely remember.

[GROSS MASTURBATION JOKE!!!]

[ which kind of sadly takes her a second to get, even sober. BUT THEN!! ]

Charming. It's a wonder you aren't simply swimming in women.

C'mon Khisanth.

I only want you.

Electro will be devastated.

Electro has like eighty dudes.

Really? Is he that devoted to all of them? That must keep him busy.

Make no mistake, he's a king of men. Guy's appetite could shock a nation of pilgrims.

I hope you don't feel left out.

Being totally not gay, no, I don't feel left out.

i might be disappointed if you were gay. But you humans seem to give yourself a lot of options in that regard.

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Are you kidding me?

Hey man, I'm talkin' you up!

You're misrepresenting-- When did you two--?! [ He doesn't even. ] How is that talking me up?! You're making her think I'm gay!

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Is it true?

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