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capeandcowl2012-07-14 02:26 pm
nitidus) wrote in capeandcowl2012-07-14 02:26 pm
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[She has been here a while; aquainting herself with public posts and then posts stored in the archives. She is disconcerted, but not put out. It is a surreal thing, to be here. It is more bizzare still to discover this is not her first time. Her memory must be failing her. Or time shenanigans are afoot. She isn't one to put all her eggs into one basket, but the latter is far more likely. She is quite certain she would remember being in a city like this.
Rose often thinks there will come a day that shenanigans will become tiresome. Today is not that day! She is opting for text: it is terribly predictable. Rose is feeling very predictable today. Sometimes being predictable is just a logical step to take, after all. It wouldn't do to do something outlandish and not be recognized.
Rose's pranksters gambit is, today, sadly lagging behind in last place. Priorities and the such, must be taken care of first:]
A story comes to mind. I have no doubt you will all be familiar with it. A girl falls down a hole and oh, the place that she ends up! I wish I could say I had the opportunity to follow a white rabbit, but such an adventure has eluded me. It does feel like a rather long time since I last saw a city that was so normal, however. Congratulations on that. Superb job. I am particularly fond of the architecture and the rather profound sense of nostalgia I am feeling. I can almost here the the inane chortle of a woman who would, by normal standards, be too inebriated to function. Alas it is my imagination.
My name is Rose, if you will pardon my momentary loss of manners. I have a feeling perhaps that some of you may know me. Just a moment ago I had planned to take a nap. I was hoping to meet up with some friends, even! Perhaps I *am* napping and this is a dream which goes beyond the norm? I simply just do not know. Perhaps you can help me, if you are reading this. I can see no white eyed people as of yet, but I am looking for someone. Or rather, someone's.
One is rather loud and has an intriguing habit of spying. Another is a tasteful sort, even if her ability to hold a grudge is something to marvel at. The last two you will know by one's ability to mumble to himself every chance he gets and the other's ability to lick and sniff every available surface she thinks may holds secrets. Or taste delicious. They are an odd bunch. If you know them please return them to Rose Lalonde immediately in one piece. I am quite fond of them.
With that out of the way; where am I? Why am I here? Is there decent coffee? Tea, even! At this present moment I am not choosy. I am also missing a pen and a large notebook, though I have no doubt I will acquire them later.
Thank you for your time.
-RL.
(ooc; to opt out of garish coloured courier, go here!)
Rose often thinks there will come a day that shenanigans will become tiresome. Today is not that day! She is opting for text: it is terribly predictable. Rose is feeling very predictable today. Sometimes being predictable is just a logical step to take, after all. It wouldn't do to do something outlandish and not be recognized.
Rose's pranksters gambit is, today, sadly lagging behind in last place. Priorities and the such, must be taken care of first:]
A story comes to mind. I have no doubt you will all be familiar with it. A girl falls down a hole and oh, the place that she ends up! I wish I could say I had the opportunity to follow a white rabbit, but such an adventure has eluded me. It does feel like a rather long time since I last saw a city that was so normal, however. Congratulations on that. Superb job. I am particularly fond of the architecture and the rather profound sense of nostalgia I am feeling. I can almost here the the inane chortle of a woman who would, by normal standards, be too inebriated to function. Alas it is my imagination.
My name is Rose, if you will pardon my momentary loss of manners. I have a feeling perhaps that some of you may know me. Just a moment ago I had planned to take a nap. I was hoping to meet up with some friends, even! Perhaps I *am* napping and this is a dream which goes beyond the norm? I simply just do not know. Perhaps you can help me, if you are reading this. I can see no white eyed people as of yet, but I am looking for someone. Or rather, someone's.
One is rather loud and has an intriguing habit of spying. Another is a tasteful sort, even if her ability to hold a grudge is something to marvel at. The last two you will know by one's ability to mumble to himself every chance he gets and the other's ability to lick and sniff every available surface she thinks may holds secrets. Or taste delicious. They are an odd bunch. If you know them please return them to Rose Lalonde immediately in one piece. I am quite fond of them.
With that out of the way; where am I? Why am I here? Is there decent coffee? Tea, even! At this present moment I am not choosy. I am also missing a pen and a large notebook, though I have no doubt I will acquire them later.
Thank you for your time.
-RL.
(ooc; to opt out of garish coloured courier, go here!)
no subject
[ wait, no memories means she hadn't. but things have only gotten more complicated since then and maybe dave had a point. this shit gets private; ]
It Isnt Quite Like That
But Fine Whatever Ill Buy Your Coffee
But Theres A Necklace In Her Room Ill Need You To Get Me
Otherwise Upholding Your End Will Be Moot
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as in ive already done it
you owe me
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Name Your Terms
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i plan to
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Some Day
And That Day May Never Come
You Will Call Upon Me To Do A Service For You
[ btw feel free to hop in this one at your leisure! ]
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that exactly
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Im Not Averse To Killing If It Comes To That But There Will Be Lines I May In The Future Choose To Draw If They Arise
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Im Certainly Not About to Attempt One Of Your Raps Or A Dissertation On Male Anatomy
I Dont Even Know What Else You Do Beyond That
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These Things Are So Difficult To Measure I Feel As Though Some Sort Of Survey Should Be Formed To Determine Exactly What Degree Of Distress Any Given Line May Inspire
Of Course The Questions Would Need Be Designed To Account For The Probable Dishonesty Of The Respondents
Ill Need To Construct A Draft To Perform A Litmus Test
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Oh Uh
Well Of Course That Wasnt Meant Sincerely Lets Not Be Ridiculous
A Roll Is Precisely The Thing That Im Currently On
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