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[bedeviledspider]

H- Hey.

[ The wheel of a motorbike comes into frame. It'd be cool, if it wasn't also on fire. Just like the rest of the vehicle, seemingly, which Reilly is sitting on. With an expression that's somewhere between resigned amusement and suppressed panic. ]

On a scale of one to ten, how much should I be freaking out right now? I mean, I've never even ridden a motorcycle before. I just thought they looked cool! And it wouldn't hurt to have a ride, but, as soon as I touched it--

Fire. Everywhere.

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[bedeviledspider]

That's my point, genius.

You don't know what the monsters here are like. You can't go judging a group just because of what they are.

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

[He lets out an exasperated noise.]

You're worse than Fourze and his annoying friends.

[bedeviledspider]

Oh, wow. That really hurts me. Deep, in the heart.

Or it would if I had any idea who you were talking about...

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

They're just others that can be too soft on monsters.

[bedeviledspider]

The horror. [ Could he be more sarcastic? ]

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

Just stay out of my way when it comes to fighting monsters.

[bedeviledspider]

Hey, I'm not a superhero, just a lawyer. With a weird power problem.

[ uh huh like anyone's buying that. ]

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

It doesn't matter what you are to me.

[bedeviledspider]

Oh, so this isn't just a monster thing? You're exactly as black-and-white when it comes to everything else? That's reassuring.

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

Why should it matter what you are? It matters more why you were in my way than what you are.

[bedeviledspider]

Ah, so you're the kind of guy who puts his needs before others. My favorite kind of person.

[cosmic_disco_bruce_lee]

Think what you want. It doesn't matter to me.