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There are three days, seventeen hours and eighteen minutes until the start of the Olympics. [A beat.] Not that I'm counting or anything. It's almost comforting to see the games go on despite the wars and chaos all around us. It's a reminder that we can put our differences aside and compete in the truest and purest way imaginable, without prejudice or anything. It's just for the love of the sport.

On my must watch list is archery, fencing, shooting, artistic and rhythmic gymnastics, and the track and field events. I'll be Tivo-ing the judo and boxing, maybe the soccer, too.

Who else is excited? I can't be the only one with Olympic fever!

Comments

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I kind of have to know now.

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Puppet fetish porn.

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... That can't be a real thing.

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So naive. Soooooooo naive.

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I'm not naive! I just don't see how there can possibly be a market for that!

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You'd be surprised the kinds of things people get off to when they know nobody's watching. The empire itself is worth fuckin' thousands.

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I wonder how well something like that would go over here.

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Scratch that. No I don't.

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Hey now, stealing a dude's business venture is just rude. I know what you're thinking.

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I'm no thief! Not of a puppet porn empire, at least!

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Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. Then next thing I know it's your name hovering above the puppet dong empire.

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My name already hovers over a media empire, thank you very much.

[hashrap]

So you're looking to add a scandal.

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That's actually kind of the opposite of what I'm looking for, thanks.