voice

[glassbox]

Hey.

Hey.

[ The bang of a door slamming open, then traffic, people. ]

Y'know what? A girl gets sick an' tired a'being hauled around like garbage t'do the dirty work of a stupid machine. I ain't answerin' t'that scrap heap a'metal, and there's nothin' anybody can do t'change my mind.

I'm Diamond Lil. Mechanical cow can kiss my diamond --

[ A taxi horn blares. There's a clattering sound, like something metal -- a trashcan, maybe, or a bench -- just got kicked over. Surprised murmurs in the background. ]

At least you coulda teleported me t'the right damn country!

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[ioudas]

It might get worse, sorry to say.

[glassbox]

Worse than the near eradication of people like me and dealin' with my screwed up marriage? This place'll have t'try real hard.

[ioudas]

... You wouldn't happen to know a guy named Madison, would you?

[glassbox]

Speakin' of my screwed up marriage.

[ioudas]

Lets not talk about your marriage. (DAMMIT HE CAN'T HIT ON HER.)

[glassbox]

[ DAMN CANADIANS AND THEIR MARRIAGES ]

Fine by me. Not like there's all that much t'talk about anyway.

You his friend, or what?

[ioudas]

(ARGH CANADIANS.)

I can tolerate him. (yes they totally are.) I dunno, he talked ... about it? I don't know, it's not something I tend to remember.

[glassbox]

Why, marriage bores you?

[ioudas]

I love women too much?

[glassbox]

Oh, you're one of those.

[ioudas]

Charming gentleman? Yes, yes I am.

[glassbox]

Not exactly what I was thinkin', but sure.

[ioudas]

(wow she is not a nice person.)

And you're sure he willingly married you.

[glassbox]

[ LMFAO NOPE SORRY ]

Y'think I put him over my shoulder, tied him up, an' made him marry me?

[ioudas]

You're the one saying it, not me.

[glassbox]

He married me 'cause we were in love.

[ioudas]

We all make mistakes.

[glassbox]

Ain't that the truth.

[ioudas]

Love makes us do things, I don't think that they're anything we should regret.

[glassbox]

That's on account of you not knowin' shit about marriage.

[ioudas]

Hey, I used to be a priest. I've married plenty of people.

[glassbox]

That ain't the same, an' you know it.

[ioudas]

It's totally the same.