voice;

[amoray]

So what are you gonna do when they outlaw all that superheroin' nonsense you all lowe so damn much?

[to his credit, he's trying to sound grave. (it isn't working.)]

We take this - and we're goin' to, since we got such big pushers for mustard-bellied diplomacy in charge around here - they ain't gonna be satisfied 'til they got us all on leashes. And at the first signs a dissent, they're gonna hang us by 'em. I sure hope you lot can handle the usage a our powers bein' a criminal offense, since that's the next thing to go. A Wulcanus gun in ewery Natiwe hand and a trackin' chip in ewery filthy imPort, right?

[a theatrical pause. contrary to his usual habit of getting worked up in his tirades, eridan's been very calm (albeit smug in his "my unreasonable paranoia was entirely justified" kind of way) but no less intense throughout.]

We start goin quietly into that good fuckin' nocturnal phase and we aint newer gonna stop.

Comments

[amoray]

Wouldn't want to go around powerless and try and arrest most any a us either.

What's your angle on all a this, Fel? This bannin' shit.

[acrossyourpath]

My angle is that there's always a way around rules, and always someone there who'll want to them.

[amoray]

You plannin' on gettin' around 'em yourself?

[acrossyourpath]

Haven't been in the market for a vacation. Someone else can have it.

[amoray]

We still got Wenice, at least. It was nice this time last year.

[acrossyourpath]

Venice is almost always nice.

[amoray]

You ewer been to Rome?

I'm assumin' it'll be at least a couple times more interestin' than whatewer was left a Troll Rome was.

[acrossyourpath]

Troll Rome?

[amoray]

We trolls got a lot a troll wersions a human shit. Troll Rome, Troll Will Smith, Troll Alexander the Glub - the list goes on.

Troll Rome was a fuckin' wreck.

[acrossyourpath]

Probably is more interesting, then. It's at least intact.

[amoray]

You probably had people willin' to put it back together after it got wrecked all to shit.

Troll emperors were kinda different. More mindless slaughter and blood feuds and shit.

[acrossyourpath]

Right. Your planet always sounds so charming.

[amoray]

Constant struggle for surwiwal, constant threat a bein' murdered by your peers, constant threat a bein' culled for what the fuck ewer reason, and the loomin' knowledge a lifelong serwice in Her Imperious Condescension's armada, wiciously conquerin' and wipin' out other races across the galaxy.

It was fuckin' amazin', Fel.

[acrossyourpath]

We'll have to agree to disagree.