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eridan ampora | prince of hope

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So what are you gonna do when they outlaw all that superheroin' nonsense you all lowe so damn much?

[to his credit, he's trying to sound grave. (it isn't working.)]

We take this - and we're goin' to, since we got such big pushers for mustard-bellied diplomacy in charge around here - they ain't gonna be satisfied 'til they got us all on leashes. And at the first signs a dissent, they're gonna hang us by 'em. I sure hope you lot can handle the usage a our powers bein' a criminal offense, since that's the next thing to go. A Wulcanus gun in ewery Natiwe hand and a trackin' chip in ewery filthy imPort, right?

[a ~~theatrical~~ pause. contrary to his usual habit of getting worked up in his tirades, eridan's been very calm (albeit smug in his "my unreasonable paranoia was entirely justified" kind of way) but no less intense throughout.]

We start goin quietly into that good fuckin' nocturnal phase and we aint newer gonna stop.

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see wwhere i come from wwe dont do that peaceful protest kinda thing
or peaceful in general really
wwe just kinda kill each other until one side ends up wwinnin and gettin their wway and im used to bein the wwinnin side

besides i got enemies in high places if you knoww wwhat i mean

Ain't that cheerful. Still doesn't change the fact that you're talking an awful lot for someone who says he doesn't have the fortitude to do anything. And, alternate universes notwithstanding, I'd put down money that I know more about enemies in high places than anybody else here.

yeah wwhat the fuck evver ivve tried leadin the flock around here and i alwways get jack shit fuckin ignored for my trouble
so you knoww wwhat wwhy dont you all just start killin each other and then ill step in itll set the mood

you evver had a psychotic ex father figure in a position a considerable powwer ovver you stalkin the fuck outta you
its gettin kinda platonic fatal attraction at this point honestly

I had something like that for a while, in a way. I'll give you that family, or anything like it, makes dealing with those kind of problems a hell of a lot harder. Still, it basically comes down to the idea that if you don't want to deal with the consequences, or people on your ass about them, don't get caught. That's usually easier said than done, but it can be done. Believe me, I know.

wwell and you got the moirail element to it
wwhich im not goin to explain basically its a wweird alien thing and it makes evverythin FIVVE FUCKIN MILLION TIMES MORE COMPLICATED

wwell im not sayin im plannin anythin here but if i wwas i wwouldnt go and get caught thats for damn sure

In my experience, anything worth doing has at least three factors that make it five million times more complicated. And you can explain it if you want. I got time.

yeah ok remember you asked for this
anywway im an alternian and wwe alternians havve a QUADRANT system wwhen it comes to romance none a that fuckin lame one quadrant business you humans got
anywway quadrant one is matespritship its basically like human lovve lets leavve it at that
quadrant twwo is kismesis wwhich is romantic hatred
its like you hate somebody so fuckin bad that you wwant to showw em up at evvery opportunity and put em dowwn and dont wwant nobody else evven comin CLOSE to doin anythin hate like wwith em since they aint you and maybe make out sometimes since its a romantic quadrant and all
those are the concupiscent quadrants theyre invvolvved in troll reproduction wwhich is a wwhole fuckin mess i aint evven GOIN INTO
the next twwo are the platonic quadrants they promote the other twwo comin into existence and the general wwell bein a the troll i suppose
anywway quadrant three is moirallegiance its basically one melloww as fuck indivvidual keepin a more murderous inclined one from doin wwhat he does best wwhich is probably fuckin evverybody up
keeps em from harmin themselvves or others unnecessarily and promotin the other quadrants you knoww
ed and i had a vversion a that to keep me from fuckin evverybody around here up til wwe realized howw fuckin shitty he wwas at it and basically evverythin else INCLUDIN HIS STUPID FUCKIN RIDDLES
four is auspisticism its basically keepin twwo brinesuckers from sneerin at each other in a too highly caliginous manner and startin wweaker kismeses that could damage any stronger caliginous infatuations a theirs
its basically the shittiest quadrant besides moirallegiance so thats all that needs to be said about it really

thats basically it not goin into reproductivve processes and cultural effects i doubt youd get anywway

You lost be right about where you kiss somebody you hate. No offense, but I think I'm happier not knowing about the reproduction aspect of it. This is part of your religion, son?

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