voice;

[amoray]

So what are you gonna do when they outlaw all that superheroin' nonsense you all lowe so damn much?

[to his credit, he's trying to sound grave. (it isn't working.)]

We take this - and we're goin' to, since we got such big pushers for mustard-bellied diplomacy in charge around here - they ain't gonna be satisfied 'til they got us all on leashes. And at the first signs a dissent, they're gonna hang us by 'em. I sure hope you lot can handle the usage a our powers bein' a criminal offense, since that's the next thing to go. A Wulcanus gun in ewery Natiwe hand and a trackin' chip in ewery filthy imPort, right?

[a theatrical pause. contrary to his usual habit of getting worked up in his tirades, eridan's been very calm (albeit smug in his "my unreasonable paranoia was entirely justified" kind of way) but no less intense throughout.]

We start goin quietly into that good fuckin' nocturnal phase and we aint newer gonna stop.

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[voice]

[superspeeds]

If that's a fact, I hope whatever gods you believe in have mercy on your people.

[voice]

[amoray]

We had Death and his foxy handmaid, sowin' discord and hate across the Alternian timeline.

If that giwes you any sorta idea.

[voice]

[superspeeds]

It does, actually. Although that comment was intended to be facetious.

[voice]

[amoray]

...Oh.

[UGH HUMAN SARCASM]

Well, there you go anyhow. We don't got any a that fuckin' religion horseshit to distract us from our duties back where I come from. Came from, whatewer.

[well they have troll jesus and juggalo cults but we don't talk about those]

[voice]

[superspeeds]

How fortunate. Though it's almost as though you believe that religion has never been the direct cause of a genocide.

[voice]

[amoray]

A course not. We had some... upstarts ower our long and celebrated history, naturally. Couple cults. Nothin' a note.

Basically, all that shit just distracts folk from their duties to the Empress. It ain't a necessary thing.

[voice]

[superspeeds]

And your Empress has yet to see the merit in creating a religion in her honor. Well, that is, at least, original.