VIDEO / forwarddated to tonight!

[centurybaby]

[ from the angle of the camera, it looks like the comm is propped up against a pillow, facing a cranky and tired looking jenny, who's laying on her belly in bed with the blankets pulled up over her head like a hood. a messy chunk of her hair is sticking out from underneath-- must be what she needs all those damn hair clips for.

in the background, echoing off spaceship hallways, what sounds like... autotuned howling can be heard. ]

Jesus H. Christ.

[ she burrows deeper under the blankets. ]

It was kinda fucking cute like, six hours ago. But, look, even the Spirit of the 21st fucking Century needs a little fucking shut-eye, okay?

[ another t-pain ARRROoOOoooOOooo. hurggggh. jenny flings the covers back abruptly and storms over to her bedroom door, flinging it open and shouting down the hall: ]

Dad. Do you fucking hear that? For fuck's sake, if you're gonna let Deputy Mayor fucking howl in the middle of the fucking night, I swear I'm gonna teleport him right into bed with you and let him piss WD-40 on your good fucking sheets!

[ slamming the door shut and flopping back down on the bed: ]

Fuck. Anybody got room on their couch?

Comments

[amoray]

Caliginous - relatin' to kismesis. That's black romance in lesser terms. Romantic hatred. It's a troll thing, but you humans do it a whole fuckin' lot anyhow.

Basically the two of 'em got it for each other bad, but they kinda want to get some kissin' in between takin' the piss outta each other.

[centurybaby]

Yeah, I don't see what's so fucking romantic about naming your stupid autotuned dog after a guy, but sure. Whatever.

[ beat ]

Also, for the record, I just straight up hate you. Period.

[amoray]

Hawe you ewer seen 'em talk? If Ed wasn't already black as fuckin' pitch for Osborn, I don't doubt he'd be anglin' for your lusus' bellicose affections severe-like.

And you ain't my type.

[centurybaby]

Too bad my dad doesn't have affections of any kind to spare between me and his godlike husband.

[ dryly: ]

Give me a second to get over your rejection. Being your type is so fucking high on my priority list.