VIDEO / forwarddated to tonight!

[centurybaby]

[ from the angle of the camera, it looks like the comm is propped up against a pillow, facing a cranky and tired looking jenny, who's laying on her belly in bed with the blankets pulled up over her head like a hood. a messy chunk of her hair is sticking out from underneath-- must be what she needs all those damn hair clips for.

in the background, echoing off spaceship hallways, what sounds like... autotuned howling can be heard. ]

Jesus H. Christ.

[ she burrows deeper under the blankets. ]

It was kinda fucking cute like, six hours ago. But, look, even the Spirit of the 21st fucking Century needs a little fucking shut-eye, okay?

[ another t-pain ARRROoOOoooOOooo. hurggggh. jenny flings the covers back abruptly and storms over to her bedroom door, flinging it open and shouting down the hall: ]

Dad. Do you fucking hear that? For fuck's sake, if you're gonna let Deputy Mayor fucking howl in the middle of the fucking night, I swear I'm gonna teleport him right into bed with you and let him piss WD-40 on your good fucking sheets!

[ slamming the door shut and flopping back down on the bed: ]

Fuck. Anybody got room on their couch?

Comments

[centurybaby]

What'd she do, piss in your fucking Cheerios?

[hellionated]

She threw a couch at me. [ Long story. ] So I threw her out a window. The short version is, she has an axe to grind. You're usually better staying out of her way.

[centurybaby]

[ there's a second of silence.

then jenny just laughs. ]

You threw her out a fucking window? So much for fucking chivalry.

[hellionated]

[ Whatever. ]

Tch. I would've caught her. But she can teleport, so it turns out I just annoyed her.

[centurybaby]

Yeah? Remind me to make sure my spaceship's teleporter is working before I piss you off.

[hellionated]

[ Smirking. ] Scared I'd hurt you?

[centurybaby]

[ nonchalantly: ] Should I be?

[hellionated]

Not today.

[centurybaby]

You are in a good fucking mood.

[hellionated]

You aren't gonna make me change my mind about that, are you?

[centurybaby]

Me? Spoil your fucking mood? Never.

My dad's making chocolate chip cookies. Want me to bring some by, Sunshine?

[hellionated]

See, that's more like it. It's almost like we're friends. [ That means yes. ]

[centurybaby]

[ dryly: ]

You want me to knock this time?

[hellionated]

Wow, you mean you've learned how? I'm impressed.

[ Not sure if serious question... ]

You can just show up anyways.

[centurybaby]

I'm fucking clever like that.

See you in a few.

[hellionated]

I'd unlock the door but you don't use those anyways.