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[necronomicod]

Soooo...
T)(is is a LITTL-E L-ESS D--EAD t)(an I remember being!
And a w)(ole lot MOR-E )(UMAN!
I t)(ink it's )(uman, actually.
I'm not s)(ore! I've never been a )(uman B-EFOR--E! 38O
It's reely, reely W-EIRD!
)(ow do you )(umans even put up wit)( t)(is s)(it??
-Everyt)(ing's so brown and pink and SPONG-EY.
Squis)( squis)( glub squis)(!!
And I don't even )(ave my )(ORNS!
Finny fins going missing is ON-E T)(ING, but no )(orns??
I don't even know if I want to look in a mirror like t)(is 38/
But! T)(is is muc)( less dead!
In fact, it's almost kind of ALIV---E!
T)(at's -EXCITING, don't you t)(ink??
No more stupid dumbbass J-ERKFINS blasting )(oles in your c)(ests or anyt)(ing!
-Even if I'm PR-ETTY S)(ORE t)(is wasn't part of t)(e plan t)(at t)(e )(orrorterrors )(ad GLUBB-ED UP...
...it's interesting! Reely interesting!
T)(ere's not)(ing wrong wit)( -EXPLORING and swimming in a STRANG-E S-EA, you know!
But I reely miss my )(orns.
38(


(ooc: Feferi's text quirk is R-E-ELY annoying, so if you'd like to go to video or have me just knock it off, here's the text permissions post!)

Comments

[dogwitch]

[Jade frowns.] A lot of people don't care about the environment.

Did you not have this kind of problem back home? Do Trolls take care of nature rather than harm it?

[necronomicod]

Er, I don't know about that.

Maybe it's more that, since the very tip-top of the hemocaste like the troll royalty and the Empress live in the sea, polluting it is a crime punishable by brutal culling.

[dogwitch]

[Jade blinks at her then slowly nods.] I see.

[necronomicod]

A lot of troll laws are a tiny bit harsh like that, I think. It's one of the things I was going to change when I was Empress! A lot of things needed changing, actually.

*She looks out at the sea and... looks very, very sad for a moment.* But I wonder if changing that law would have meant our seas would become like this one...?

[dogwitch]

[Jade frowns. She doesn't know the answer to that.] Maybe? Maybe not? Maybe if the punishment was still something severe...just not as severe as death.

I don't think humans really have any sort of punishment for this kind of thing. I guess maybe a fine if you're caught but otherwise... [She sighs.]

[necronomicod]

Oh, that's it! Have the punishment in place, but something different! Maybe you'd just get shipped off Alternia or something!

[dogwitch]

Or some kind of community service?

[necronomicod]

Maybe they should just clean up whatever they made dirty! ...no, they should clean it up five times over! That'd keep everything super clean!

[dogwitch]

That sounds perfect! [She laughs.]

[necronomicod]

It's the best idea! I've solved everything!