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[bullseye]

BOOOOOOO-RIIIIIIIIING. I haven't looked at the network in weeks and it's still the same stupid bullshit. Don't you people do anything besides "Boo-hoo my best friend got ported out"? Where's the blood and guts from Sunday? Nut with crazy god-like powers goes apeshit and there's--what--one? death on the this? ONE?! And it's not even footage, just bitchin'. [he snorts] Gimme a fuckin' break! Do I gotta make all my entertainment or what?!

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[sanguinosi]

See, now, I was hoping that something interesting would happen in this message here. If you're going to go to the trouble of making this post, you might as well do a good thing and entertain the people! You're not the only one who's bored around here, y'know. Really, I'm surprised at your selfishness. You should know better!

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[bullseye]

I just took a shit the size of a bowling ball--wanna see?

[sanguinosi]

Unfortunately not! Unless you did the deed next to a mangled corpse. Now that's entertainment!

[bullseye]

More like fetish in your case.

[sanguinosi]

That's the sort of talk that gets a person mangled, y'know. All fun and games until some jackass pulls down his pants next to your corpse just to show off! But that's the way the world turns.

[bullseye]

How many times that happen to you? More than you can count? HAH.

[sanguinosi]

Do I look mangled to you? I'm not usually the sort of guy that compliments himself, but I'm pretty confident my face is still intact. Actually, I'm pretty damn sure! And I don't many jackasses with the pants around their ankles around here, unless I need my eyes tested too.

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[trollverine]

I want to point out that you're whining about whining.

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[bullseye]

i want to point out that you're still a fag w daddy issues

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[trollverine]

You should go experiment with airport security in those countries banning imports. Your tinfoil hat might help.

1/2

[bullseye]

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[bullseye]

that the best you can do? you're even more pathetic than usual

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[trollverine]

Said the man with the tinfoil hat.

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[bullseye]

is that one of your little stories again

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[trollverine]

Oh, are we pretending it didn't happen? Don't worry; your secret is safe with me.

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[bullseye]

we nothing don't we me

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[trollverine]

It doesn't work if only one of us pretends.

Can I assume you're going to ignore my excellent suggestion and continue to do nothing?

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[osreborn]

They probably pulled the footage. I'm sure it was disturbing enough.

Are you ready to make yourself useful?

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[bullseye]

You got it and you aren't sharing. Rat bastard as always, ain't ya.

[beat]

I got the itch, Norman.

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[osreborn]

Never mind that. If you begin pulling your weight again I might be able to find a copy for you if you're that desperate to see a little carnage. I've got you a plane ticket.

[enigmaestro]

My heart weeps for your personal pain. One death, oh no.

permavoice

[bullseye]

Too bad it ain't yours.

[enigmaestro]

Oh, and to think I missed that charm of yours.

[bullseye]

Like a hole in the head. Which you could use a few more of, heh.

[can you hear that grin, eddie?]

[enigmaestro]

[He hisses this:] Aren't you afraid of other factors preventing such engagement?

[bullseye]

We already discussed how useless your bullet proof glass windows are, right?

[enigmaestro]

It's always a shame when you escape your collar.

permavid.

[ex_engineers208]

The network's better when y'don't get your creepy rocks off.