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[nitidus]

[Rose is looking completely out of sorts. Today, she decided to go shopping. It has been a trying day.

Kanaya is in Space for some reason. Shopping has been a disaster and now Rose is fairly sure she can hear screaming from someone who sounds suspiciously like Karkat.

She is so done.

She takes a deep breath and forces the most obviously fake smile onto her face that she can muster. Her tone lacks anything resembling anything remotely genuine. ]

What a completely wonderful day it is today. Kanaya is in Space, for anyone who missed that. Stuck there, too. Absolutely delightful. We should all congratulate her on finally becoming one with her aspect.

[A pause. ] Shopping went swimmingly, too. Imagine my complete and utter surprise when I discovered that the staff of every store I visited were all so completely helpful.

[And an exhale. It is a long one. Rose has had a tough week; she thinks this really shitty day may be her breaking point. ]
Karkat, if that is you that I can hear screaming in the distance, I would very much like it if you would kindly shut up. If anyone happens to have any aspirin and is near my immediate vicinity, I would be very grateful for the chance to get rid of this persistent headache. Dave, this is not a chance for you to make a stranger joke.

[And that is that. ]

ETA: PRIVATE TO GAMZEE (TEXT):
Mr. Makara, it is with my sincerest apologies that I am sending you this message. I will be attaching directions to this. I must ask that you pick Karkat up. He is presently curled up on the sidewalk, whimpering like a puppy who has been beaten to its mothers teat. Before you make any assumptions, I should inform you that his black eye was welcomed as was the bitemarks on his arm. He has made a mess of my shoulder, which is why I cannot help myself. I think I may need stitches, so when he stops writhing please tell him I said thank you. Give him my fondest, black regards too while you're at it.
If you could also inform him that if he wishes to incite another scuffle with me, he will have to buy me dinner before he even thinks of getting a cheap shot at my chest again.
I would also like the chance to apologize in person, but I think perhaps he will need a day to cool down.

My regards,
Rose.

ooc; Rose is totally being emotionally manipulated into being a bitch. also space lazers soon.

Comments

[video]

[foreverbouncing]

[Charlie offers her a little slightly skeptical smile.]

Bad day, huh?

[glowsferatu]

Why Thank You For The Commendations
If Theres A Reward Involved Perhaps You Can Have It Shot At Such A Speed That It Can Overcome Escape Velocity And Meet Me Directly
Also For The Record Fuck You

permavid & text, private.

[culver]

Rose?

[dogwitch]

dont worry rose
im fairly certain i can get kanaya back to earth safely!! :D

voice

[hellionated]

[ Hi. Julian's pissed with everyone today, but for some reason, this message has given him reason to laugh.

A lot.

Thank you for that, Rose. ]

Did you say Kanaya's stuck in space?! That's fucking brilliant. Best place for her. Thanks for the info. [ Because he'd been concussed and unconscious when Kanaya talked about it, okay? ]

permavid

[hashrap]

Rose, I don't know if you're aware of this and don't panic because big bro Dave's gonna get you through it, but just thought someone should probably tell you that we can all see your mega bitch face right now.

[necronomicod]

Don't blame Kanaya and Karcrab for t)(at.
S)(e got W)(OOS)(-ED out t)(ere!
And )(e's just a bit CRABBY!

video.

[wytchkkrafts]

Rose?

[ daughter why. ]

Maybe you need a nap.

text.

[crab]

[ he's like twenty feet away. he's so angry at everyone he is practically beside himself. he is dealing with the compound frustrations of everyone within a thirty foot radius, on top of his own. it's all he can to do verbally harass everyone who crosses his path, really. ]

WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND *MAKE* ME.

[aliveandticking]

Rose, I appreciate the sarcasm, but you are sounding a little on edge!

[voice]

[lastnerv]

I get this weird feeling you're being sarcastic.

At least she's in space instead of being dead. [Beat.] Re-dead.

video;

[ichoosefight]

Would waffles help?

video;

[dupable]

At least we know where Kanaya is. So maybe she'll be back soon?

PRIVATE definitely before he goes to actually get Karkat

[caprihorn]

shit you two moved to kismesis real fucking fast.
ALSO GET TO BEING MORE MOTHERFUCKING GENTLE WITH MY MOIRAIL.
ain't made for some of this tough shit.