[bad decisions intensify] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nitidus) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
capeandcowl2012-09-07 02:52 am
nitidus) wrote in capeandcowl2012-09-07 02:52 am
Entry tags:
video; 004 ☽
[Rose is looking completely out of sorts. Today, she decided to go shopping. It has been a trying day.
Kanaya is in Space for some reason. Shopping has been a disaster and now Rose is fairly sure she can hear screaming from someone who sounds suspiciously like Karkat.
She is so done.
She takes a deep breath and forces the most obviously fake smile onto her face that she can muster. Her tone lacks anything resembling anything remotely genuine. ]
What a completely wonderful day it is today. Kanaya is in Space, for anyone who missed that. Stuck there, too. Absolutely delightful. We should all congratulate her on finally becoming one with her aspect.
[A pause. ] Shopping went swimmingly, too. Imagine my complete and utter surprise when I discovered that the staff of every store I visited were all so completely helpful.
[And an exhale. It is a long one. Rose has had a tough week; she thinks this really shitty day may be her breaking point. ]
Karkat, if that is you that I can hear screaming in the distance, I would very much like it if you would kindly shut up. If anyone happens to have any aspirin and is near my immediate vicinity, I would be very grateful for the chance to get rid of this persistent headache. Dave, this is not a chance for you to make a stranger joke.
[And that is that. ]
ETA: PRIVATE TO GAMZEE (TEXT):
Mr. Makara, it is with my sincerest apologies that I am sending you this message. I will be attaching directions to this. I must ask that you pick Karkat up. He is presently curled up on the sidewalk, whimpering like a puppy who has been beaten to its mothers teat. Before you make any assumptions, I should inform you that his black eye was welcomed as was the bitemarks on his arm. He has made a mess of my shoulder, which is why I cannot help myself. I think I may need stitches, so when he stops writhing please tell him I said thank you. Give him my fondest, black regards too while you're at it.
If you could also inform him that if he wishes to incite another scuffle with me, he will have to buy me dinner before he even thinks of getting a cheap shot at my chest again.
I would also like the chance to apologize in person, but I think perhaps he will need a day to cool down.
My regards,
Rose.
ooc; Rose is totally being emotionally manipulated into being a bitch. also space lazers soon.
Kanaya is in Space for some reason. Shopping has been a disaster and now Rose is fairly sure she can hear screaming from someone who sounds suspiciously like Karkat.
She is so done.
She takes a deep breath and forces the most obviously fake smile onto her face that she can muster. Her tone lacks anything resembling anything remotely genuine. ]
What a completely wonderful day it is today. Kanaya is in Space, for anyone who missed that. Stuck there, too. Absolutely delightful. We should all congratulate her on finally becoming one with her aspect.
[A pause. ] Shopping went swimmingly, too. Imagine my complete and utter surprise when I discovered that the staff of every store I visited were all so completely helpful.
[And an exhale. It is a long one. Rose has had a tough week; she thinks this really shitty day may be her breaking point. ]
Karkat, if that is you that I can hear screaming in the distance, I would very much like it if you would kindly shut up. If anyone happens to have any aspirin and is near my immediate vicinity, I would be very grateful for the chance to get rid of this persistent headache. Dave, this is not a chance for you to make a stranger joke.
[And that is that. ]
ETA: PRIVATE TO GAMZEE (TEXT):
Mr. Makara, it is with my sincerest apologies that I am sending you this message. I will be attaching directions to this. I must ask that you pick Karkat up. He is presently curled up on the sidewalk, whimpering like a puppy who has been beaten to its mothers teat. Before you make any assumptions, I should inform you that his black eye was welcomed as was the bitemarks on his arm. He has made a mess of my shoulder, which is why I cannot help myself. I think I may need stitches, so when he stops writhing please tell him I said thank you. Give him my fondest, black regards too while you're at it.
If you could also inform him that if he wishes to incite another scuffle with me, he will have to buy me dinner before he even thinks of getting a cheap shot at my chest again.
I would also like the chance to apologize in person, but I think perhaps he will need a day to cool down.
My regards,
Rose.
ooc; Rose is totally being emotionally manipulated into being a bitch. also space lazers soon.
Permeprivate
and you could just knock himself out next time instead of leaving himself hurt in lots of ways.
OR TIED HIM UP LIKE YOU WERE ALL GONNA DROP HIM IN A RIVER OR SOME SHIT.
no subject
Are you asking me to drown your moirail?
no subject
MOTHERFUCK NO.
saying you should tie a brother up in some way ain't you should kill him like that too.
THE FUCK'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR PAN?
no subject
no subject
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE NOISE I'M MAKING AT YOU.
no subject
no subject
GOT TOO MUCH SLUDGE IN THEIR BODIES.
no subject
no subject
OUT AND IN YOUR PAN.
makes things rusty up in there.
MAKES WORDS YOU MAKE UNCREATIVE.
so there's no wicked noise from you.
DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE HARSHWHIMSY.
keeps your the things in your lips to being boring like milkspread on bread.
YOU KNOW WHAT.
the fuck i'm talking about.
IT'S IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN.
veins.
no subject
no subject
in everybody.
no subject