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[dualii2m]

ii've been lookiing around thii2 2ad excu2e for a network and ii've notiiced two (2) thiing2:

1. none of you have any iidea how two encrypt thiing2, liike 2eriiou2ly, ii've 2een better encryptiion2 on forum2 full of full-on retard2 or made by karkat and that'2 really the 2ame thiing.
the 2hiit you all feel the need two encrypt doe2n't even make 2en2e but that doe2n't really matter riight now anyway II GUE22.
2peakiing of kk, that briing2 me two poiint number two:

2. there are 2ome people ii know here apparently 2o iif any of you recogniize thii2 hey.
ii have a general iidea of what'2 goiing on ii mean ii looked around ii'm not a complete fuckiing moron all of the tiime except when ii am whiich we all know ii2 an iine2capable truth but
what exactly doe2 thii2 mean, the game ii2 on pau2e or 2omethiing?
not that there wa2 much of a game anymore, unle22 you count waiitiing for your iineviitable demii2e two be a game iin whiich ca2e we are all full on Game Grub2 now!!!
ii don't even know what ii'm typiing, you 2hould all ju2t probably pretend ii'm not even here.

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Well I Dont Imagine Any Of Us Present Currently Have Any Degree Of Competency In These Matters
Speaking At Least To My Own Affairs Here
You Have Been Absent For A Great Deal Of Time

[dualii2m]

okay good thii2 got 2omeone'2 attentiion.
ye2 ii know you need my help, thii2 ii2 the viiewport all over agaiin.
at lea2t ii'm currently 2afe from your keyboard-ba2ed attack2, unle22 you're 2omewhere lurkiing iin the 2hadow2, whiich ii don't even thiink could 2urprii2e me at thii2 poiint.

what do you mean "Absent"??
ii have no iidea how long you've been here but the la2t ii 2aw of everyone wa2 on rock 2weet rock floatiing aiimle22ly through 2pace.
plea2e don't tell me we're about two get confu2iing wiith tiimeliine2 or 2omethiing riight now becau2e ii hone2tly don't thiink ii can handle that.

[glowsferatu]

Okay Then I Wont Tell You That
But The Reality Of The Matter Cant Be So Easily Ignored
It Has Been Nearly A Human Year Which I Can Explain The Rate Of Equivalence To Later
But We Still Have Your Belongings Waiting In Your Room
Next I Know Im Sure We Can Expect To Hear Your Complaints Regarding How Outdated The Components To Your Terminal Have Grown In The Interim
If Youd Like I Could Be Among Those Shadows Directly
It Should Expedite Your Introduction To Our Communal Hive

[dualii2m]

the amount you need two 2low down ii2 liike unbeliievably a2tronomiical ii am 2o 2eriiou2.
let me try two under2tand what iit ii2 you're 2ayiing before ii bur2t a blood tube iin my thiinkpan 2iince ii am apparently the la2t per2on on the ball riight now.
you're all liike doiing iimpre22iive triick2 iin the ciircus on the2e ball2 goiing around in ciircle2 and on tiightrope2 and ii'm 2iittiing iin the 2tand2 wonderiing what the fuck a ball even ii2.
meanwhiile you've become famou2 and you're touriing the uniiver2e.
another example of "everyone'2 already iin the game except that iidiiot 2ollux, what ii2 he even doiing", GREAT.

what communal hiive?

[amoray]

oh god dammit

[dualii2m]

good you're here two what a 2urprii2e.
what an exciitiing 2urprii2e.

[glowsferatu]

Wow That Sure Was A Lot Of Very Important And Relevant Analogies You Typed Just Now
Maybe You Should Calm Down
We Were Dissatisfied With The Provided Lodgings And So We Arranged Other Residence
Not All Of Us Are Here However And Among Those Who Are Some Live In Other Locations For Obvious Reasons
But Myself Feferi And Aradia Live Here

[amoray]

and here i wwas just startin to enjoy the lack a atrocious mustard letterin gettin slopped all wwhich wway all fuckin offensivve-like
you been gone for a year i mean its a natural reaction to blockin the memory a somebody outta your thinkpan entirely you knoww cuttin back on the urge to vvomit and all

[dualii2m]

yeah thii2 place doe2 kiind of 2uck a lot.
aa and ff are there?

[dualii2m]

2ee thii2 ii2 actually really funny, becau2e nobody ii2 forciing you two look at my po2t2 but iit'2 almo2t liike you can't 2top your2elf.
ii am liike actually laughiing at you riight now, iit'2 great.
now that ii have your "number" or however thii2 riidiiculou2 2y2tem work2 ii could potentiially 2pam your "communiicator" endle22ly by the way.
too bad that would mean ii would have two actually care enough two do iit though.

[glowsferatu]

Have You Located The Metahuman Apartment Complex Already Then
I Can Be There Momentarily If Youd Like
I Expect Youll Want To See Them Both
Kakrat Is Living Elsewhere Unfortunately As He Must Mind Gamzee
The Clown Is Not Allowed Here
But Nonetheless Hell Be Glad To See Youve Returned

[dualii2m]

yeah that'2 where ii am riight now.
ii can meet you out2iide ii gue22.
why ii2n't gamzee allowed there exactly?

[amoray]

oh no some assblood has my COMM NUMBER ooh im SHAKIN IN TERROR
wwhich wwas all fuckin sarcasm by the wway

[dualii2m]

ye2 ii wa2 defiiniitely tryiing two 2care you, that'2 exactly what wa2 happeniing there, good job.

[amoray]

yeah wwell OBVVIOUSLY it didnt wwork for fuckin shit did it
let that be a lesson im afeared a no lowwblood particularly not the complementary sort

[dualii2m]

whoa yeah you're riight!
you de-fiin-iitely put me in my place, ii can 2ee now your clear 2uperiioriity over me.
go2h ii 2ure am feeliing down on my2elf now.

[aliveandticking]

sollux!!
youre finally here it took you long enough!
i missed your complaining :p
and yes it might be best if you think of it as paused

[dualii2m]

ii 2houldn't be 2o 2urprii2ed two 2ee you agaiin con2iideriing all your temporal craziine22 but ii kiind of am
ii gue22 you were riight when you 2aiid ii'd 2ee you agaiin then agaiin you're u2ually riight about that kiind of thiing.
waiit how long ha2 iit been?

[aliveandticking]

that is an excellent and somewhat meaningless question!
i am guessing it has only been a few hours for you
but ive been here a little less than a human year
i saw you a few months ago but you havent gotten there yet!

[dualii2m]

wow ii'm goiing two pretend liike that make2 2en2e, aa.
ii got 2iick of thii2 tiime 2hiit before iit even happened whiich ii2 actually probably true iin 2ome me22ed up tiimeliine.
anyway iit doe2n't matter where are you??
kanaya mentiioned a communal hiive and ii gue22 you're there?

permavid & text.

[culver]

[oh goodie more colored fonts and quirks and he even mentioned karkat. zooms in on this obvious troll]

Not everyone is very good with computers.

[aliveandticking]

haha yes thats very true
its ok you dont have to understand anything just let it happen ouo
and yes i am!
ill come get you it might be hard to find otherwise

permatext.

[klutziness]

Are you some kind of super tech-savvy haxx0r genius, then?

[dualii2m]

ok that'2 rea22uriing ii gue22.
actually kanaya 2aiid 2he wa2 comiing but you could come two.

[dualii2m]

tell me about iit.
ii'm alway2 haviing two help everyone wiith everythiing and then they act liike ii've done 2omethiing amaziing when ii've just liiterally pre22ed one key on the keyboard and look at that!!!
2uddenly everythiing ii2 workiing agaiin!!

ii have no iidea who you are but ii'm a22umiing you're 2tuck here two.