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[dualii2m]

ii've been lookiing around thii2 2ad excu2e for a network and ii've notiiced two (2) thiing2:

1. none of you have any iidea how two encrypt thiing2, liike 2eriiou2ly, ii've 2een better encryptiion2 on forum2 full of full-on retard2 or made by karkat and that'2 really the 2ame thiing.
the 2hiit you all feel the need two encrypt doe2n't even make 2en2e but that doe2n't really matter riight now anyway II GUE22.
2peakiing of kk, that briing2 me two poiint number two:

2. there are 2ome people ii know here apparently 2o iif any of you recogniize thii2 hey.
ii have a general iidea of what'2 goiing on ii mean ii looked around ii'm not a complete fuckiing moron all of the tiime except when ii am whiich we all know ii2 an iine2capable truth but
what exactly doe2 thii2 mean, the game ii2 on pau2e or 2omethiing?
not that there wa2 much of a game anymore, unle22 you count waiitiing for your iineviitable demii2e two be a game iin whiich ca2e we are all full on Game Grub2 now!!!
ii don't even know what ii'm typiing, you 2hould all ju2t probably pretend ii'm not even here.

Comments

[amoray]

oh god dammit

[dualii2m]

good you're here two what a 2urprii2e.
what an exciitiing 2urprii2e.

[amoray]

and here i wwas just startin to enjoy the lack a atrocious mustard letterin gettin slopped all wwhich wway all fuckin offensivve-like
you been gone for a year i mean its a natural reaction to blockin the memory a somebody outta your thinkpan entirely you knoww cuttin back on the urge to vvomit and all

[dualii2m]

2ee thii2 ii2 actually really funny, becau2e nobody ii2 forciing you two look at my po2t2 but iit'2 almo2t liike you can't 2top your2elf.
ii am liike actually laughiing at you riight now, iit'2 great.
now that ii have your "number" or however thii2 riidiiculou2 2y2tem work2 ii could potentiially 2pam your "communiicator" endle22ly by the way.
too bad that would mean ii would have two actually care enough two do iit though.

[amoray]

oh no some assblood has my COMM NUMBER ooh im SHAKIN IN TERROR
wwhich wwas all fuckin sarcasm by the wway

[dualii2m]

ye2 ii wa2 defiiniitely tryiing two 2care you, that'2 exactly what wa2 happeniing there, good job.

[amoray]

yeah wwell OBVVIOUSLY it didnt wwork for fuckin shit did it
let that be a lesson im afeared a no lowwblood particularly not the complementary sort

[dualii2m]

whoa yeah you're riight!
you de-fiin-iitely put me in my place, ii can 2ee now your clear 2uperiioriity over me.
go2h ii 2ure am feeliing down on my2elf now.

WOW NOT WHAT I WANTED

[amoray]

good wwhen youre done prostratin yourself before my majesty you can knock off the fuckin fish puns and keep to your owwn caste thanks

[dualii2m]

hehehehehehe oh my god.
oh 2orry oh my COD more liike.
thii2 ii2 liiterally the funniie2t conver2atiion ii've had iin a whiile 2o thank you for that.

[amoray]

yeah ok laugh it up wwhile you got the opportunity captor
considerin i see youre still totin those gaudy fuckin glasses a yours im assumin you and i havvent tangled yet

[dualii2m]

oh GOD thii2 "future tiimeliine" 2hiit agaiin.
we've already fought once a2 ii recall and ii kiind of kiicked your a22 2o ii'm not really worriied about u2 2uppo2edly fiightiing agaiin iin thii2 my2tiical future everyone keep2 talkiing about.

[amoray]

hahaha you are so fuckin clueless

[dualii2m]

hahahaha yeah ii'm the fuckiing cluele22 one iin thii2 conver2atiion.

[amoray]

smearin those gaudy fuckin optic globes a yours across the ceilin wwas basically the most satisfyin thing i evver done to be honest

[dualii2m]

ok that got a liittle out of hand ju2t now.
wow you are actually completely crazy that'2 good two know.

[amoray]

yeah dont wworry about it i wwouldnt expect a gutless fuckin mustardblood to understand the mores a his superiors in practically fuckin evverythin

[necronomicod]

)(e can fish pun if )(e wants.
I D-ECR-E---E it!!
Glub!!! >38(

[amoray]

god dammit fef
can you NOT contradict me in front of the inferior castes it makes me look bad

[necronomicod]

O)( noooooooooo!!
It makes you look bad????
Boo glubbing )(oo. 38/

[amoray]

look just cause im the only one takin our royalty seriously here dont mean you got to shit all ovver my efforts

[necronomicod]

)(ey look! I just made a D-ECR-E-E! T)(at's pretty coddamn royal of me!!
O)( look, I'm making anotter one! Do you want to know w)(at it says??
It says, s)(ut up, -Eridan!
I am t)(e most ROYAL of )(eiresses! Imagine t)(at!

[amoray]

yeah wwell as ruler of the human earth oceans MY royal decree is shut up fef
since you aint ruler of jack shit wwoww i guess that means my decree ovverrules your decree then huh imagine that
oh im sorry let me translate into somethin more comfortable for you
IMAGIN-------------E T)(AT!!!

[necronomicod]

GLUB!
GLUB GLUB GLUUUUB GLUB! >38|
You couldn't RUL-E a sc)(ool of guppies!
I bet you don't efin get your STUPID )(AIR W---ET!

[amoray]

oh i SO get my stupid hair wwet
wwait fuck you stop leadin me into linguistic fuckin traps my hair is fuckin fantastic