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[zazz]

[He's been in the City a few days, and he still appears to be wearing the expensive suit he showed up in, though now it's all wrinkled and stained from days and nights of wearing it without wash. But for most people this is the first time seeing Pickles, and he seems to be standing in a lamp store, and he looks majorly peeved about something. Something imperative.]

Seriously?? Have none of yew fuckin' mouthbreathers even heard of Dethklahk??!

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[datglass]

[ Don't mind his zombie-esque complexion or his frayed cowl. Also thick Scottish accent. ]

Are we s'pposed t'care about something what sounds like a comic book?

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[sweetvalleygirl]

What's a death-clock? Is that some sort of doomsday thing that tells you when you're gonna die? Also are you shopping for lamps! I know a lot about interior decorating, you should let me help you!

[zazz]

[Don't worry, he won't. Well, except he'll focus on the cowl.]

Eh, what're yew, some new kinda Klokateer? Ah, whatever, I'll discuss the gayassed green color with Ahfdensen later! Took yer sweet time gettin' back to me, doods.

[zazz]

What? No, I'm naht--ARGH! [He reaches out and grabs a fancy glass lamp and, SMASH, there it goes, chucked to the floor. That made his ire feel a LITTLE better.] Why dun any of yew know--I dunno what a dethklahk fuckin' is, Nate made up the name fer us. If I had had it my way we'd've been Snakes 'n' Barrels II, Metal Boogaloo.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Whoa, dude! You just busted that lamp! Be careful, somebody might yell at you for being all destructive and stuff! Also, like, why would you name your gang after something that either you don't know what it is or it doesn't exist at all? That hardly makes any sense at all.

[datglass]

A what? Is'at code for something, pal? I never met ya.

[Voice]

[wisecracked]

Sounds like the name of a metal band but, nope, never heard of 'em before now.

[zazz]

Someone's always yellin' aboot somethan'. "Dun break that lamp!" "Dun walk out without payin' fer that hamburger!" "Hey, that's my soda!" [He smashes one more lamp as if to prove a point.

He's amused, though, at what she said.]
Gang? Heh, we ain't no gang, babe. Too fuckin' old to be in a gang. [But never too old to petulantly break lamps.]

[zazz]

Ooh, ohh! That's reet!

[He spikes a new lamp, but in victory this time!]

[zazz]

Well, sure, jest 'coz yew make it to Klokateer doesn't mean ya always meet me, there's too many of yew fuckers and yew die all the time. Dun wanna get too attached, yanno? No offense. Now, cahm pick me up.

[datglass]

Hey, I'm nae your servant, pal. Take a bus if ya want to get somewhere so bad. I'm nae part of any cults.

[wisecracked]

I was just taking a stab in the dark. Go me?

[zazz]

Oh . . . so it wasn't one of those things where, like, yew mebbe heard of it but forgaht and yew were all slowly remembering?...

[zazz]

Oh...reelly? Well, I guess that's a relief, I didn't wanna hafta fire Ahfdensen over that horrible color change. Naht too sure if I buy the yew ain't a part of a cult thing, though.

[wisecracked]

No, sorry. Must be a band that's only found in your universe.

[zazz]

I was hopin' that universe bullshit was jest that... [He sadly reaches out and unenthusiastically slides a lamp off a shelf to crash on the floor. He looks down at it with much depression.] Bullshit.

[wisecracked]

Dude, what did those lamps do to deserve such treatment. Rude.

[A pause.] Sorry it's not? But that's kind of the case with a lot of stuff around here. Some things are just unique to your home.

[datglass]

What, 'coz of this? [ He points to the cowl. ] It's just a costume, mate.

[zazz]

Yeh, and the kool-aid is jest grape drink. I ain't fallin' fer that again. Yew should get out while yew can.

[zazz]

They're jest lamps. Are yew sahm kinda hippie?

[Frowns.] Dun sit there and act like it ain't no big thing. It prahbly isn't fer a regular jack off like yew, but this is HUGE fer me.

[jailbrake]

The fuck is a deathclack?

[zazz]

No, no. "Deth...klahk." [Jeeze, can't you pronounce clock right?]

[datglass]

I'm not part o' a cult, ya tosser!

[wisecracked]

I'm no hippie just they're lamps. You should go after some vases or fancy china or something. Lamps are actually useful.

[She snorts.] You right, it don't mean shit to me.

[zazz]

Then what're yew doin' in a get up like dat if yer naht a Klokateer or in a cult? Methinks the tosser here is yew. [Said in a Sherlockian tone of voice.]