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[zazz]

[He's been in the City a few days, and he still appears to be wearing the expensive suit he showed up in, though now it's all wrinkled and stained from days and nights of wearing it without wash. But for most people this is the first time seeing Pickles, and he seems to be standing in a lamp store, and he looks majorly peeved about something. Something imperative.]

Seriously?? Have none of yew fuckin' mouthbreathers even heard of Dethklahk??!

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[datglass]

[ Don't mind his zombie-esque complexion or his frayed cowl. Also thick Scottish accent. ]

Are we s'pposed t'care about something what sounds like a comic book?

[zazz]

[Don't worry, he won't. Well, except he'll focus on the cowl.]

Eh, what're yew, some new kinda Klokateer? Ah, whatever, I'll discuss the gayassed green color with Ahfdensen later! Took yer sweet time gettin' back to me, doods.

[datglass]

A what? Is'at code for something, pal? I never met ya.

[zazz]

Well, sure, jest 'coz yew make it to Klokateer doesn't mean ya always meet me, there's too many of yew fuckers and yew die all the time. Dun wanna get too attached, yanno? No offense. Now, cahm pick me up.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

What's a death-clock? Is that some sort of doomsday thing that tells you when you're gonna die? Also are you shopping for lamps! I know a lot about interior decorating, you should let me help you!

[zazz]

What? No, I'm naht--ARGH! [He reaches out and grabs a fancy glass lamp and, SMASH, there it goes, chucked to the floor. That made his ire feel a LITTLE better.] Why dun any of yew know--I dunno what a dethklahk fuckin' is, Nate made up the name fer us. If I had had it my way we'd've been Snakes 'n' Barrels II, Metal Boogaloo.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Whoa, dude! You just busted that lamp! Be careful, somebody might yell at you for being all destructive and stuff! Also, like, why would you name your gang after something that either you don't know what it is or it doesn't exist at all? That hardly makes any sense at all.

[zazz]

Someone's always yellin' aboot somethan'. "Dun break that lamp!" "Dun walk out without payin' fer that hamburger!" "Hey, that's my soda!" [He smashes one more lamp as if to prove a point.

He's amused, though, at what she said.]
Gang? Heh, we ain't no gang, babe. Too fuckin' old to be in a gang. [But never too old to petulantly break lamps.]

[Voice]

[wisecracked]

Sounds like the name of a metal band but, nope, never heard of 'em before now.

[zazz]

Ooh, ohh! That's reet!

[He spikes a new lamp, but in victory this time!]

[wisecracked]

I was just taking a stab in the dark. Go me?

[zazz]

Oh . . . so it wasn't one of those things where, like, yew mebbe heard of it but forgaht and yew were all slowly remembering?...

[jailbrake]

The fuck is a deathclack?

[zazz]

No, no. "Deth...klahk." [Jeeze, can't you pronounce clock right?]

[jailbrake]

You got shit in your ears? That's what I said.

[zazz]

And I said Dethklahk, not Dethklaak.

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[foreshadower]

No, but please, do elaborate.

[zazz]

[He sighs and smashes a lamp on the floor in frustration. He's been doing this for a few minutes now, and sometimes glimpses of scared workers can be seen in the background.]

It's a band, we're a band. The best motherfuckin' band in the worrrrld, everyone knows Dethklahk. At least, everyone SHOULD.

[foreshadower]

Now, now, what did the lamps do to you? Just because they also haven't heard of "Deth-clack" doesn't mean they deserve your ire.

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[maggotbone]

Honestly? No. And you should probably consider bathing... maybe get your clothes taken care of.

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[zazz]

I can't take a bath, I would hafta take off my clothes which means undoing the tie and I dunno how to tie it again.

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[maggotbone]

... You're serious.

[necronomicod]

I'm only a mouth-breather because I don't have my gills anymore like this!

...what's a death clack?

[zazz]

Siiiigh, naht a dethklak, DethKLAHK, like tick tick oooh it's time to get some lunch nahmnahm, that kind of clahk. Yew get it now?

[necronomicod]

Ohhh! You mean a temporal chronicling device!