Abort the baby route. [Oh wait that's kind of funny... He clears his throat to mask any self-amusement, as undignified as it may be. Doesn't help much, of course, since this is video.]

And you don't want to draw parallel with your prior and fully unnamed activities, so avoid political figures too.

Sometimes the best way to wretch at their heroic heartstrings is to attack perfectly mundane and boring individuals.