voice;

[amoray]

So.

Any a you ewer had a nemesis before? Like fated fuckin' contentiousness, always gettin' up each others' gills doin' shit just to irritate 'em, duelin' to practically the death, maybe makin' out a little, that kinda thing.

See, I'm in the market for just that particular arrangement, and while I'm personally a master of the bellicose arts and don't need any adwice or nothin', I obwiously got a wested interest in how humans go about poorly imitatin' the quadrant. What with my bein' the main troll-human confidante in these parts and such.

[he pronounces it "con-fee-dawn-tay". also he means intermediary.]

Despite most of you bein' from a society bearin' a sewerely inferior romance system and therefore gettin' your emotions all scrambled up wrong from the get-go 'cos of it, I'd appreciate hearin' some personal tales.

Comments

video;

[enigmaestro]

Really. You're just outright soliciting, just like that? For a nemesis? Because that doesn't imply all the wrong things, surely.

[centurybaby]

Maybe he's fucking lonely.

voice; 1/2

[seeksherownsalvation]

I thought you were stupid, but I didn't know it was this bad. That's not romance. And you don't make out with people like that! You beat them up a lot. You really do get it all wrong, huh? Well, whatever.

voice;

[seeksherownsalvation]

[AND THIS IS DEFINITELY TOTALLY UNRELATED--]

Hey, you can make messages on this thing private, right? Tell me how.

[Voice]

[dogwitch]

[There's silence for a few moments because what can she possibly say to this? Oh, right she can say the obvious.]

Your Troll romances are so weird.

[Voice]

[amoray]

Funny way a pronouncin' impressiwe as fuck.

[(awkward) beat.]

Hey.

video;

[futureleader]

I've had a nemesis. But, I'm pretty sure we don't want to be nemesis...

video;

[amoray]

Unfortunate set a circumstances?

[centurybaby]

Does the making out come before or after dueling to the death?

[amoray]

Depends on if you're Gamzee Makara or somebody who ain't quite so fuckin' reprehensible.

voice. 1/2

[nitidus]

[All that can be heard is the sound of Rose Lalonde laughing hysterically, in her bedroom. She hiccups, such is the uncontrollable nature of her laughter. She might even be wheezing.

She literally cannot stop laughing, this is the least subtle call for help she has seen in her life. She is crying a little. There are tears on her face. ]

2/2

[nitidus]

[SHE CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. OH WOW. ]

A-are-- well. I have never had anyone worthy enough to call a nemesis or a rival.

[HA HA HA HA. ]

voice.

[crab]

Eridan. What the fuck are you doing?!

voice.

[amoray]

Kar, if anybody's goin' to undrstand what I'm tryin' to do here - which is not solicitin' caliginous trists hawe some fuckin' faith goddamn - it damn well oughta be you.

With how much you go spoutin' off shit about "knowin' the quadrants" and whatnot.

[Voice]

[wisecracked]

Can't say I have...

I mean there's a lot of people I downright hate back home but I never really went out of my way to fight them.

[Except maybe Lauren and the Morrigan. But Lauren deserved the verbal beat down and the Morrigan is a crazy bitch...who could melt Kenzi's face right off she so felt inclined.]

You're one of those troll thingies right? Maybe you can better explain your romance quadrant thing to me. Roxy was terrible at it. [She's really pretty curious about this.]

[Voice]

[amoray]

First off, I ain't a troll thingy. I'm a troll. Second, I'm a sea dweller, don't go lumpin' me in with the assbloods.

Third, I can probably giwe you a rundown since I'm feelin' so damn generous and whatnot. [beat. then, said almost as condescendingly as it's phrased:] What don't you get?

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[necronomicod]

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[amoray]

ok first off wwhat i may or may not be doin concernin my owwn personal quadrants is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS and it nevver wwas
second im not doin that anywway givve me some fuckin credit here god damn

Voice;

[caprihorn]

[This actually sounds sincere in tone, not bitter nor demeaning.]

Motherfucker, you know shit like that don't work with humans. _{Why you even asking about shit you're just going to be disappointed by?}

Voice;

[amoray]

I ain't askin' after it. I'm askin' a question.

[a surly beat.]

And don't fuckin' patronize me.

video;

[glowsferatu]

You are genuinely serious with this, aren't you?

video;

[amoray]

Is ewerybody bein' purposefully fuckin' obtuse today, did I miss some sorta ewent?

voice

[aggressiveapathy]

Go get 'em, champ.

[enigmaestro]

Why waste such refined sarcasm?

[voice]

[notadartboard]

...if your idea of a nemesis involves making out in any way, shape, or form, then no. Make that, hell no.

[voice]

[amoray]

Wouldn't figure you a sort to understand real romance anyway. Stick to your pathetic singular fuckin' color or you're liable to hurt yourself, land lubber.

( video. )

[uhhh]

[ oh no..........

he does not mean to respond to this entry at all but he does, with video, looking really quite Uneasy. ]

( video. )

[amoray]

[RAISED EYEBROW.]

Uhhh?

[wwoww rude.]

(voice.)

[solidorkable]

Why would one ever ?

(voice.)

[amoray]

Kismesis? What, you newer got the talk or somethin'?

[the troll quadrants talk.]

[luckout]

Seriously, Eridan? I can't believe you're actually asking people about this. I'm getting secondhand embarrassment just from listening to you.

[amoray]

Wow, it's like I'm hearin' some cerulean fuckin' whingin' all buzzin' about my clots bein' irritatin' and such.

[aka hi vriska.]

[audio]

[fuckheads]

The fuck would you make out with your nemesis?

[audio]

[amoray]

Kismesis.

It's a troll thing.

[ voice ]

[muskettear]

[ noticeable pause here!! ] ...I don't think it's very healthy to keep hating someone. At least, it's not for us...

[ voice ]

[amoray]

For humans, maybe. I'm personally a the opinion that ewerybody needs a little frothin' fuckin' rage here and there.

Keeps you sharp.

voice

[historysweakest]

... I don't think I've ever really had a nemesis, no... What are you asking about?

voice

[amoray]

I'm just wonderin' as to the frequency a caliginous-inspired relationships far as humans come. Or whatewer, I know we got nonhumans here too.

Permavoice

[exceptfebruary]

Depends on the flavor. A personal nemesis, or something more akin to the Bat? [ He assumes Eddie must've mentioned Batman at SOME point, or something. ]

[amoray]

Either-or, really.

You had somethin' darkly-colored with Bats too, I'm supposin'?

Voice

[viced]

You're in the market. [ All of the sarcasm and disbelief go right here. ]

Voice

[amoray]

You're kinda old for me, Mitch.

[oh no not being a snide little shit about everything is hard]

permavoice

[red_robin]

Why would you WANT an arrangement like that? Sounds tiring.

[amoray]

Keeps you sharp, mostly.

And some romantic-type shit a my species I'm assumin' you got no clue about, but that's a lenghty fuckin' diatribe I ain't plannin' on goin' into a third time.

voice

[hedera]

[These fish-aliens are odd, but the girl one seemed alright, being both a girl and the future leader of a matriarchal society. This... boy only has some sort of connection to Edward. That's not a positive thing.]

It's not as if you can just arrange a nemesis.

voice

[amoray]

Yeah, no shit. If you could do that, I woulda had a kismesis ages ago.

I'm lookin' for examples a human nemesissery. Nemesission?

[beat.]

Caliginous commiseration.

[egomaniacal]

Are you serious? That nemesis shit is just for sad 30 year olds who don't look good in colored spandex anymore.

[amoray]

I only used your improper as fuck human term for kismesis 'cos nobody'd recognize the latter.

Well, the smart ones would, but you as a species ain't exactly the best and brightest.

video

[cheerhealer]

People don't normally make out with their nemesis of their own free will.

[ SYLAR IS REALLY GROSS... ]

video

[amoray]

I don't see why not. It'd make for fuckin' fantastic makin' out.

[WOW CLAIRE DON'T KNOCK IT TIL U TRY IT!!]