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[bad decisions intensify] ([personal profile] nitidus) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowl 2012-09-24 09:46 am (UTC)

voice; c r y i n g

Absolutely. I have, on more than one occasion, tangled words with the best wordsmiths and word-spinners there are. I have taken on giants twice my size and exchanged back and forth with beings beyond normal human comprehension. And do you know what it taught me, Mr. Nygma? It taught me that bullies are a sad lot and even when the rebuttal is up to par, grown men should pick on those who are their own size.

[YOU REMIND HER OF VANILLA MILKSHAKES. ROSE HATES VANILLA MILKSHAKES.

a pause.]


Back home, I saw him hide behind large objects just to catch a glimpse of the object of his affections. Do you want to be the person he hides behind tree-trunks for, Mr. Nygma? Karkat is very impressionable, as I'm sure you know. He is also very tender, not unlike a very fuzzy and angry little marshmallow under the heel of a finely tailored Italian boot. Flirting with him will get you nothing except for a very sore head and reason for me to take a keen interest in your affairs.

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