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[seekerfemme]

[Surprise, it's Cybertronian. Her accent sounds very odd, but still.]

Autobots, whoever of you are left. Have any of you spoken to Starscream recently? I'd hoped for his assistance with a project of sorts.

And Skyfire, if any of you have seen him. I would appreciate his assistance with the pets Shockwave left in my care.

[Encrypted to Vector Prime]

Vector. Have you seen either of them? Also, we're on for flying again this weekend, yes?

[Unencrypted; English.]

If anyone has spoken to either Skyfire or Starscream recently, I would like to know about it.

Comments

[hackeralastair]

No...Skyfire's been AWOL from work for longer than this whole free-trip-to-dorkville has been happening.

Dammit.

[seekerfemme]

Slag.

[She can feel a migraine coming on, then.]

I suppose I'll have to see if his ducks are well, then.

[hackeralastair]

Oh, shit. Right. That. Probably. [oops]

Who's even left, then?

[seekerfemme]

Hhhh. Me. Knock Out. Sentinel Prime. Some other Autobots, I think.

[hackeralastair]

Sentinel. [scoff. Him. Alastair has bad memories of him]

So what good is it being a Decepticon if there aren't any around?

[seekerfemme]

None at all, not really. Neither Knock Out nor I are the type interested in ruling the world, taking over everything, etcetera.

[SIGH. Depressing.]

Not much point to any of it, is there?

[hackeralastair]

Not really, no. I'm no leader - I do better following orders than giving them.

Sucks, man.

[seekerfemme]

And I hate following orders, hm.

I'll figure something out, hopefully.

[hackeralastair]

Psh. No shit. Why don't you take up leadership in Starscream's place, huh?

[seekerfemme]

The frag would I do with it? Knock Out's the only other Decepticon around here.

[hackeralastair]

Point. And since the Major stayed dead, thank god, it's not like there's any real nemeses around here.

Except maybe Sentinel.

[seekerfemme]

[Snort.


And encryptions again.]

You know, I'm not sure he's realized that I'm a Decepticon yet. Heh~

[dem encryptions]

[hackeralastair]

Ohoho whoops. Shouldn't have opened my big mouth, I guess.

I'm pretty sure most people don't know I am...despite me being a little free with that info.

[dem encryptions]

[seekerfemme]

You saying you'd follow my lead if I actually felt like doing something?

[Eyebrow, but it's clear that she isn't serious at all.]

[dem encryptions]

[hackeralastair]

Well now, I didn't say that exactly. [let's be honest, he doesn't expect her to either] But you'd be better at it than me.

[dem encryptions]

[seekerfemme]

[Yesss compliments she loves those.]

Mm~ I'll let you know if I think of something. Frankly, there are more than enough idiots around here who can do all of that for me. It's more entertaining to watch them crash and burn.

[dem encryptions]

[hackeralastair]

Yeah, I know. It's just not as fun without an actual nemesis to go after. Something you can pin down and target.

[dem encryptions]

[seekerfemme]

Something like that.

Really, I just enjoy watching dumbafts flail uselessly at each other.

[dem encryptions]

[hackeralastair]

Yeah, and there's no lack of that around here, that's for sure.

[dem encryptions]

[seekerfemme]

So true~