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[doubleoohbaby]

Has anyone yet attempted to decipher the Porter's choice in imPorts? Seems sporadic at best.

I'm curious to know if we'll ever be able to tell who or what she'll bring us, especially as it's gotten rather quiet around here for that lately.

[A pause, and then a rather resigned addition.] I already know the answer.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

i'll complain to her later. the sarcasm is just for you

[onmyneck]

I bet you give it to all the girls.

[doubleoohbaby]

only the ones i like

[onmyneck]

You're too kind.

[doubleoohbaby]

i hope you feel honoured

[onmyneck]

That depends. Does feeling honored involve nausea?

[doubleoohbaby]

do you think vomiting is likely?

[onmyneck]

That remains to be seen.

[doubleoohbaby]

then i can't give you a definitive answer but i imagine that it does cause nausea, yes

[onmyneck]

I suppose I'll have to consult my doctor.

[doubleoohbaby]

just take some medicinal marijuana and have a few days off

[onmyneck]

That's it. I'm calling the police.

[doubleoohbaby]

don't! they'll only want to join in

[onmyneck]

How could I be so foolish?

[doubleoohbaby]

can't trust their sort. especially not the natives

[onmyneck]

Are you a cowboy or a spy?

[doubleoohbaby]

cowboy

[onmyneck]

If anything close to the words "ride 'em" comes into the conversation, it's over.

[doubleoohbaby]

but there's so many opportunities

[onmyneck]

And hopefully, those opportunities will be missed.

[doubleoohbaby]

am i allowed to mention arseless chaps, riding crops or spurs?

[onmyneck]

If you keep it to yourself.