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[doubleoohbaby]

Has anyone yet attempted to decipher the Porter's choice in imPorts? Seems sporadic at best.

I'm curious to know if we'll ever be able to tell who or what she'll bring us, especially as it's gotten rather quiet around here for that lately.

[A pause, and then a rather resigned addition.] I already know the answer.

Comments

[amoray]

hahaha hilarious
nygma dont count by the wway
so are you in or wwhat

[because god, what else is he going to spend it on? charity?]

[doubleoohbaby]

i'm in. just don't fucking cry when you lose. or glub. or whatever you fish sorts do

[amoray]

dont wworry ill keep my delicate lavvender tears in check on the slim chance you somehoww wwriggle a wwin outta this
wwhich a course i highly doubt but you knoww guys gotta havve hope evven if its fakey fake fuckin horsefeather nonsense-like bullshit
noww ignorin your fantastical fuckin racism for the moment wwhere wwe startin this at
since youre goin to lose your ass real proper on this one ill let you do the honors

[doubleoohbaby]

i've been paying zero attention to this whole thing

[Lies lies lies.]

i'll need a chance to scout out the contenders

[amoray]

fine
you talk to the folk that wwouldnt wwant to place bets wwith someone a my age for wwhatevver reason and ill do a little lookin a my owwn
just givve me a call wwhenevver i dont got much else goin at the moment anywway

[annnd privately sending over his phone number.]

[doubleoohbaby]

you might regret giving me this number

[amoray]

noww im sure a DASHINLY HEROIC upstandin and lets not forget moral type like yourself wwouldnt do anythin nefarious wwith my trust noww wwould you

[doubleoohbaby]

yes

do you prefer prank calls or spam of kitten pictures?