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[doubleoohbaby]

Has anyone yet attempted to decipher the Porter's choice in imPorts? Seems sporadic at best.

I'm curious to know if we'll ever be able to tell who or what she'll bring us, especially as it's gotten rather quiet around here for that lately.

[A pause, and then a rather resigned addition.] I already know the answer.

Comments

[doubleoohbaby]

Well obviously. Masculine sounding as it is.

[carbonite]

It's not a manly one like M, is it?

[doubleoohbaby]

M isn't masculine!

[carbonite]

It's in the word.

[doubleoohbaby]

Just like M is in the word maternal? Motherly?

[carbonite]

Masculine, manly, manly masculinity- etc.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're wrong.

[carbonite]

I'm never wrong.

[doubleoohbaby]

Neither am I. And we can't both be right.

[carbonite]

I'm higher ranked in the Right Scale, so you're wrong.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're delusional.

[carbonite]

You're still wrong.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're wrong!

[carbonite]

No, you are!

[doubleoohbaby]

No, you!

[carbonite]

Look, we can argue this till you're blue in the face, but just accept it.

[doubleoohbaby]

But you're the one in the wrong.

[carbonite]

You're wrong.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're so wrong that you're wrong about me being wrong.

[carbonite]

You're so wrong that you went around wrong twice.

[doubleoohbaby]

Except you're more wrong.

[carbonite]

You're in orbit around wrong.

[doubleoohbaby]

You're immature. And still wrong.

[carbonite]

I'm immature, I'm immature?

[doubleoohbaby]

Yes. Exactly that.