video; 009 ☽

[nitidus]

[To begin with, their is an adorable kitten scurrying about Rose's bed. Previous to switching on the feed, Countess Belladonna has been making it her business to use Rose's hands as chew toys. Laughing, Rose turns the device up towards herself and smiles. It is a smile of a girl who is up to no good. It is the smile of a girl who has found gold at the end of the rainbow.

It is the smile of a girl who has recently been made aware of something both hilarious and utterly baffling. Bless you, Gamzee Makara, and your no brain to mouth filter. ]

Good afternoon! If you'll forgive this intrusion into your day to day lives, I have recently come across some information that has had me in a conundrum for the last couple of days. I hope none of you will think me a gossip, but curious minds are eager for answers after all.

[She clears her throat. ]

Just who let Gamzee and Eridan come together in romantic union in the past? I almost couldn't believe my ears.

[Questions to be asked later: how often did they make-out and why this.

A couple of minutes after this question, she switches to private:]

Tavros, Nepeta -- are you busy at the moment?

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Do Keep Me Posted On The Progress
In Case You May Need A Um
Proofreader Or Something

[nitidus]

Yes, absolutely. I will absolutely need you to double check I have their characters pin pointed to perfection that they resemble reality as closely as possible. It wouldn't do, if, for example, Edward found himself wearing frills to work.

[glowsferatu]

I Could Imagine Edward In Ruffles Without Much Strain
Osborn Is Another Matter

[nitidus]

Perhaps if we imagine hard enough. I could ask him.

[glowsferatu]

Do You Think He Would Comply
He Seems Too Stern A Fellow To Care Much For Any Dalliance With Frills

[nitidus]

If I told me it was for science, maybe.

[glowsferatu]

It Will Have To Be A Dramatic Redefinition Of Science Of Course
Something More Befitting Your Purpose
Center It Around Curiosity Probably Science Has A Lot To Do With That
But It Should Only Be For Internal Consideration Anyway
He Probably Doesnt Need To Hear It

[nitidus]

Admittedly, I can't say that my personal tastes equate to older men in frills. Science it will have to be.
Perhaps the relation between those over forty and their need to let loose?

[glowsferatu]

Well You Were The One Who Mentioned Frills To Begin With
But Would They Really Serve As An Indication Of Letting Loose
I Suppose They Could Signify Luxuries That Are Otherwise Unnecessary
But Could One Scientifically Translate That To The Literal Adoption Of Such A Style In His Wardrobe

[nitidus]

To be honest, I really cannot imagine Edward letting loose in such a way. Perhaps with a feather boa? Or a lot of fur? Maybe even a thong with a lot of question marks?

[glowsferatu]

Only In the Most Private Of Contexts
And Osborn Would Ache To See Him Lean In Such An Array

[nitidus]

Completely and utterly scandalous of you, Kanaya.

[glowsferatu]

Dont Pretend That You Werent Thinking The Same Thing
I Doubt You Would Have Construed The Image Otherwise

[nitidus]

Can you read minds now? Should I be worried?

[glowsferatu]

One Doesnt Need Psychic Abilities To Guess What Is Implied With The Discussion Of A Gentlemans Dainty Under-Things In The Context Of His Relationship With Another Man Being Also Discussed

[nitidus]

I an completely transparent to you.

[glowsferatu]

As I Said
Youve Probably Written This One Already
Or Maybe You Only Will In The Near Future

[nitidus]

Perhaps it is a rewrite. Or a sequel!

[glowsferatu]

The Only Way Youll Know For Sure Is If You Can Hunt Down The Previous Installments
They Will Have To First Be Studied For Whatever Qualities They Hide

[nitidus]

Logic does like to make me work. Does it matter if what I may be writing is, technically, classified as fanfiction?

1/2

[glowsferatu]

Fanfiction Implies Fanaticism
This Is More A Case Of Internfiction
Acquaintancefiction
?
I Dont Know Its Something

[glowsferatu]

Ugh I Think My Skin Is Beginning To Prune

[nitidus]

Well, that is rather concerning. Please do not shrink on me.

[glowsferatu]

Oh I Dont Think That Would Work For Any Of Us
Who Would Be Able To Reach The Top Shelf If Such A Thing Were to Occur

Listen I Need To Get Out Of This Bath
Take Care Of Some Things
Was There Anything Else You Wanted To Know

[nitidus]

If you need help sorting Terezi's things, I'm around. I can shop around for new chalks to litter her room with, should she return. I think she would appreciate some colorful chaos.

I think you topped everything off splendidly with your pruning skin.