02 // video

[baited]

[Oh hey, it's one of those kids with the weird hairstyles! Shouldn't he be in school about now? Nonetheless, the video feed opens to a few moments of Shark glaring silently at the communicator camera, sitting barefoot and crosslegged on his bed, elbows on his knees. He's propped the communicator up on a desk or something similar, facing him. You may notice he's looking rather red-eyed and his hair is dripping water onto his jacket.

Clearly, whatever he's about to say is a heavy topic for serious discussion.]

...I need to ask if any of you found out about your powers in a really dumb way.

[Guess who fell asleep in the bath this morning and woke up two hours later, freezing and underwater and suspiciously not drowned?

Yes that would be Shark.]

Comments

[voice]

[baited]

[It just HAD to be Rio...]

Yeah, that's definitely why I'm asking.

[voice]

[undeadsidekick]

[Could be worse. Could be REO Speedwagon.]

Tell me your ridiculous story and I might consider telling you mine.

[voice]

[baited]

[Not quite as effective; his sister's name is only spelled one way.]

I asked the question first for a reason.

[voice]

[undeadsidekick]

Too bad. Mine are pretty good.

[baited]

Not good enough to be offered up properly.

[undeadsidekick]

They're embarrassing, that doesn't mean they aren't funny. I just don't feel like sharing for nothing.