♓8 [Text]

[necronomicod]

Aw CARP!
Are you telling me t)(at t)(e B-EST birt)( sign for all you )(umans already came and went and I MISS---ED IT??
38C
Quick, w)(o was born in t)(e last mont)(? W)(ose sign is ♓??
I'll )(ave you know t)(at t)(at's t)(e B-EST sign, because it's MIN-E!!
You're all like my little )(umans, )(ee )(ee.
So clam on, speak up! W)(o's one of mine??

Comments

[hashrap]

i promise you you can buy them pretty much anywhere and get some milk while youre at it to combat stoner mouth
well have a pisces celebration
wherein we are both pisces fish sign

[necronomicod]

Yessss t)(is is t)(e best idea and W-E AR-E DOING IT.
I accept your offer of )(uman aquatic snack food!