twenty-second observation; text - locked from Yuma

[soulbonder]

i know this is quite possibly short notice
but yumas birthday is very very soon

i would like to do something special for him
because he always does so much for me and very little for himself

i think being with many of his friends at the same time would be good too

Comments

perma-voice;

[soulbonder]

Oh my, that's an excellent idea! Unfortunately, I don't think I can fit one in our apartment. It's far too small.

[idkmybffjesus]

You can always move, right? After all, it is written that happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, and not in apartments. Happiness dwells in owning an elephant.

[soulbonder]

I don't know... I thought it's required to be an adult in order to have ownership of a house.

[idkmybffjesus]

Who says you can't live in a cave somewhere? Elephants love caves.

[soulbonder]

That's absurd.

There are no caves in the City.

[idkmybffjesus]

What, seriously? Well, try India. There's plenty of caves there.

[soulbonder]

I don't know if Yuma would like moving that far away. We have friends here.

[idkmybffjesus]

I bet he'd sure like an elephant, though.

[soulbonder]

I could ask for him to make one. [what]

[idkmybffjesus]

[ what ] What.

[soulbonder]

I'm certain he could make an elephant for himself.

[idkmybffjesus]

What, is he a pregnant elephant cow and you neglected to mention it?

[soulbonder]

No; Yuma is Yuma, and a human. But since he is capable of creating incredibly tiny whales, I'm most certain he could also create an elephant.

[idkmybffjesus]

Sure, that's the logical next step. How did he create incredibly tiny whales?

[soulbonder]

He used lady bugs, some lint... and I believe rock candy? I am not certain

[idkmybffjesus]

You have an actual explanation for this, right?

[soulbonder]

Oh. Well, no, not really. It was the power granted to him by the Porter.