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[aggressiveapathy]

Did you know pics for job fairs have people dancing in them. Dancing. For work.



Who does that. Or maybe they're greeting their new alien god job messiah. I don't know. I'm not a crazy person.

So. Anyway. Tomorrow we're going to have one. A job fair. Not a new alien messiah. In the park. Come and make my life less terrible by getting a job.

Thanks.

[[ooc: this is in reference to this! If you have a company/group that'd like to participate, please comment there. Log will be up tomorrow!]]

Comments

[glowsferatu]

Should I Photograph The Top Of Your Head
Would It Help To Present A Kanayas Eye View Of The Situation

[aggressiveapathy]

well
when facts are gone
perspective is all that counts
i guess

[glowsferatu]

The Objective Has Been Rejected And So Subjective Standards Must Instead Be Relied On
That Or Platform Shoes
But I Dont Think Theyd Flatter You Without A Severe Overhaul Of Your Wardrobe
And It Isnt Really The Season For Them Either

[aggressiveapathy]

you could always just knee walk

[glowsferatu]

Yeah That Suggestion Sounds Perfectly Awesome

[aggressiveapathy]

cool
it's settled

[glowsferatu]

At This Rate We Might As Well Just Lop Off My Lower Extremities

[aggressiveapathy]

eh
sounds like a lot of clean up

[glowsferatu]

It Wouldnt Be The First Time

[aggressiveapathy]

doing or receiving

[glowsferatu]

Doing
I Dont Think Ive Ever Sustained Major Injuries To My Legs Before Gladly
Theyre Probably My One Good Feature

[aggressiveapathy]

depends on the clothing
really

[glowsferatu]

As If That Would Ever Be An Issue

[aggressiveapathy]

just saying
with the right shirt
boobs usually win
over legs

[glowsferatu]

Yeah I Dont See That Really Helping
Maybe With Sufficient Padding But I Generally Dont Prefer To Do That As An Everyday Matter

[aggressiveapathy]

don't worry
you'll grow
someday
unless eternal youth is a power or something
than oops

[glowsferatu]

Ive Been Growing Already
Or Do We Need To Bring This Back To The Height Discussion

[aggressiveapathy]

still taller
on the internet

[glowsferatu]

What Does That Even Mean
Are You Standing On Top Of It Because That Wouldnt Be As Clever As You Might Think

[aggressiveapathy]

on the internet truth is made by saying something over and over
like the fact i'm taller

[glowsferatu]

It Sounds As Though I Could Settle The Matter Simply By Seeding Various Pages With A Photograph Of The Two Of Us Next To Each Other
My Roommate Probably Knows How To Do That

[aggressiveapathy]

obvs Photoshoped

[glowsferatu]

I Wonder How Far Behind You I Would Need To Stand For A Photograph To Provide Your Desired Results

[aggressiveapathy]

just on the other side of a cliff
i guess

[glowsferatu]

I Imagine I Must Be At The Bottom Of It